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  • [quote="Dave"]Well yeah, of course it's just the powder, but the SMALL version of those bags that you buy at Home Depot weigh eighty pounds. I have no problem believing that a whole palette full of them would stop a bullet.

    JEEBUS STOP KILLING MY BOOMER.

    Also it's hard playing infected when a person in the same room as you is playing survivor. Hence I started using codewords for the type of zombie I spawned as. Then, periodically, I would use the same codeword for a DIFFERENT ZOMBIE TYPE.

    BRILLIANT!

    I'm in the same room with Mankoon when we play, but we both have our headsets on and they lock out sound pretty good so we can't hear each other outside the game. Occasionally I say something false purposefully loud, but it hasn't worked so far.
  • [quote="Dave"]Well yeah, of course it's just the powder, but the SMALL version of those bags that you buy at Home Depot weigh eighty pounds. I have no problem believing that a whole palette full of them would stop a bullet.

    http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying1.jpg
    Waaaahhh! Waaaaaaaah! The bags don't stop the bullets!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
  • Its true I use to have to moves those bags of cement at work and if used right (put down a slide when they aren't paying attention) they can take out two fully grown men. the bullet would so be stopped

    cement is only second to BBQs in the co-worker injury Olympics
  • You do the work that men should do, move heavy shit around.
  • See? Fuzzy agrees with me and HE DOESN'T QUIT THE TEAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MATCH TO GO SMOKE CRACK.

    So there.
  • I still think that shooting through walls is a valid tactic, especially walls made of bags of cement. If I can hear your boomer, your boomer is probably a dead boomer. Whether I have to look at you to kill you or not.

    EDIT: I'm going to be home in an hour (6 pm Eastern). What are the chances of me finding 7 people to get in a game with in an hour?
  • What the fuck is this "hearing" I don't hear shit when I'm playing the game.
  • [quote="classic"]I still think that shooting through walls is a valid tactic, especially walls made of bags of cement. If I can hear your boomer, your boomer is probably a dead boomer. Whether I have to look at you to kill you or not.

    EDIT: I'm going to be home in an hour (6 pm Eastern). What are the chances of me finding 7 people to get in a game with in an hour?

    Odds are stong I'll be good to go at 7.
  • [quote="Dave"]What the fuck is this "hearing" I don't hear shit when I'm playing the game.That is a distinct failure on your part. Hearing the infected is only slightly worse than seeing them in the "where the fuck are they?" department.
  • [quote="Dave"]What the fuck is this "hearing" I don't hear shit when I'm playing the game.
    Better turn your volume up, then! Besides the sound effects (burping and near-vomiting for Boomers, coughing and wheezing for Smokers (LIKE SONY_CEO :O ), growling and screaming for Hunters, and loud sobbing for Witches), all the special zombies have musical cues associated with them. If you hear ominous horns start up, that's your cue that there's a horde coming in. Boomers have low, deep music befitting their Fat Guy status, and the Hunters and Smokers both have their own bits, I think. And, of course, the Witch and the Tank have their own distinct tracks of eerie singing and scary baritone/trombone, respectively.

    This also means that you should, ideally, spawn as late as possible when you're an Infected so you don't give away your position, and avoid crouching as a Hunter until it's time to pounce (it makes them growl loudly.)
  • [quote="NthDegree256"]This also means that you should, ideally, spawn as late as possible when you're an Infected so you don't give away your position, and avoid crouching as a Hunter until it's time to pounce (it makes them growl loudly.)
    This is definitely true, especially of the boomer. When I hear the burping start, I immediately look around for the fat bastard. When I'm playing as the boomer, I always try to spawn as ridiculously close to the survivors as possible. With a little practice, you can spawn basically right next to people in the first level of Blood Harvest, if you crouch and get the proper angle behind trees (even trees that truthfully are far too small to fully obscure the boomer's body).

    Also, as for audio cues, pay close attention to the hunter's loud scream. If you hear him scream, that means he is in a position where he can see you (as in, not behind a wall or something). Take this as an opportunity to quickly scan around for him.

    As for shooting through walls, I don't have a problem with it *if* they fix the clipping issue. Yesterday, Joel shot me through a wall while I was a boomer, and did so on the first shot. Now Joel will have to confirm this, but I've got to assume I was clipping through the wall there. I've killed other infected when this was occuring so I think that's what happened there. I'm willing to believe that these guns could shoot through an average (non-reinforced) wall. I'm not willing, however, to believe that my zombie should be able to walk so close to a wall that part of his stomach is somehow sticking through the other side.
  • You might have been clipping, Beaver. But i've been watching a lot of wanted lately and reading into the Magic Bullet Theory which leads me to conclude bullets are not constrained by corners.
  • Shit, my gun might as well have heat seeking bullets then. Are zombies still warm after they're . . . undead?
  • [quote="The Joel"]You might have been clipping, Beaver. But i've been watching a lot of wanted lately and reading into the Magic Bullet Theory which leads me to conclude bullets are not constrained by corners.
    Ahhhh...now it all makes sense :wink:
  • ILL GET YOU BEAVER :x :x

    What happened with that vaper snake guy anyway? :?
  • You were just killing him... a lot. He was getting pretty mad; it was really funny. It's weird too because I play with him a lot and I've never seen him get mad before. He said, "That guy Sony just keeps murdering me over and over no matter what I do. Nothing that I've been trying has worked. He's just destroying me." Or something to that effect. Eventually he just started yelling and then left. We all got a good laugh out of it :D
  • That was an odd game. Both teams in the high thousands all the way through.
  • [quote="Kyron"][quote="Dave"]Well yeah, of course it's just the powder, but the SMALL version of those bags that you buy at Home Depot weigh eighty pounds. I have no problem believing that a whole palette full of them would stop a bullet.

    JEEBUS STOP KILLING MY BOOMER.

    Also it's hard playing infected when a person in the same room as you is playing survivor. Hence I started using codewords for the type of zombie I spawned as. Then, periodically, I would use the same codeword for a DIFFERENT ZOMBIE TYPE.

    BRILLIANT!

    I'm in the same room with Mankoon when we play, but we both have our headsets on and they lock out sound pretty good so we can't hear each other outside the game. Occasionally I say something false purposefully loud, but it hasn't worked so far.
    I had to plug in my broke ass headset halfway through that match because DAVE WAS TOTALLY CHEATING. I could hear dave, but dave could hear my whole team and he would then proceed to shout things like "guys, guys theyre getting a tank!" Even if I could have heard the other team, I wouldnt dream of betraying that sacred and private relationship. But alas, I was saddened to learn that dave had no such ethical scruples. I thought it was a gentlemen's game SHAME ON YOU DAVE.
  • First off, I never said they're getting a tank. I couldn't hear shit through your broke-ass speakers, as if I would listen anyway. I said shit like 'they have three pipe bombs left'. Which is something you can divine by PRESSING TAB.

    GG though. Try again next time plz.
  • Oh SNAP!

    Fisticuffs!!!
  • According to Sony, Dave and I had a hand in creating the term fuzzle dumping. I can't remember what it means but google confirms it doesn't exist anywhere else. Care to remind me what I was talking about.

    This goes here because Sony used the term in game. As in, "I wish I could fuzzle dump the survivors."
  • [quote="The Joel"]According to Sony, Dave and I had a hand in creating the term fuzzle dumping. I can't remember what it means but google confirms it doesn't exist anywhere else. Care to remind me what I was talking about.

    This goes here because Sony used the term in game. As in, "I wish I could fuzzle dump the survivors."

    I don't know whats worse, finding out what that means or having my imagination make something up.
  • @kyron: You were yelling out false information? Why do you have to be so clever!? I'm not going to make any connections to why my team loses...
    @classic: last minute boomer is awesome.
  • I'm pretty sure fuzzle dumping is when Golgo 13 has sex with a girl and then kills her. At least, it was in a Golgo 13 podcast.

    EDIT: FACK. I wish I had the foresight to put an exclamation point in my name.
  • The thing that makes the game not fun to play? Ehm, how about crashing atleast twice a day.
  • Fuzzle dumpling - Wicked City
    Smoker in the game
    Need I say more? :shock:
  • O shit. NOW I remember.
  • Jeez guys, it's YOUR podcast.
  • Eh, that was a long time ago. Cut em' slack.
  • Sadly, I only ended up getting one game going last night. I intend to fix that. The only problem I see is that we either have too many people for one game at a time or not enough to fill the 8 slots. Switching teams to help the survivors while my team was winning felt kinda shitty, especially when I helped my surrogate team get the win at the last second, by something like 100 points.
  • good games tonight guys (and gal if I remember right). if a little heavy on med kits for teams I was not on
  • [quote="fuzzyj"]good games tonight guys (and gal if I remember right). if a little heavy on med kits for teams I was not on

    Never seen a team get beat down by a tank and puked on so many times and still live.

    I also love spawning at the end of the match right before the safe house and not having a single place to err spawn?

    I guess there is spawn and spawn spawn or something.
  • Honestly, we had a few chances every level to kill them but never managed to. The way I would call it would be that the teams were a bit uneven.
  • There were some strange attempts at auto balancing going on. I seemed to be switched at random with consecutive rounds being spent as either infected or survivors. Felt kinda buggy.
  • [quote="classic"]Honestly, we had a few chances every level to kill them but never managed to. The way I would call it would be that the teams were a bit uneven.
    Ya we missed some great chances but hey its a game it was fun and I learned lot about projectile vomit (hint it doesn't go as far as you think it should)
  • It's hard too, because I think I'm the only one that was on the team that had played the game a substantial amount. And by substantial amount, I mean, I've probably got like 60 hours of versus logged in in the month the games been out. I saw some of you get achievements, which is pretty much a dead giveaway of a new player.
  • Everyone's very impressed by your e-peen.
  • I PLAY LOTZ TOO GAIS
  • [quote="classic"]You have rookie eyes
  • [quote="The Joel"]There were some strange attempts at auto balancing going on. I seemed to be switched at random with consecutive rounds being spent as either infected or survivors. Felt kinda buggy.
    They HAVE to fix that shit. This is basically my only remaining problem with the game (other than too few maps). If I'm playing with some friends and we start to get into a groove and everything is going well...and then the game just decides "Nope. Sorry. You're doing too well. Now we gotta decimate your team and split you from the friends you logged on to play with in the first place." Fuck that.

    [quote="fuzzyj"]Ya we missed some great chances but hey its a game it was fun and I learned lot about projectile vomit (hint it doesn't go as far as you think it should)
    Are you aiming up? The barf has an arc, so unless you're right on top of them it won't hit them simply by putting the cross-hair over them. If you aim above them, it actually travels a pretty fair distance. It takes a little getting used to. The arc is also present in the Tank's rock throw attack, so keep that in mind as well.
  • [quote="Digitalguardian"][quote="classic"]You have rookie eyesRookie ears holds more weight in this game, since you can hear them coming waaay before you can see them.

    [quote="Dave"]Everyone's very impressed by your e-peen.My e-peen is very important to me. But I did think that putting that many hours into the game was something like a self-deprecating statement. But I guess if you've played a game like WOW, your e-peen is the ruler the rest of us use to measure ourselves.
  • [quote="classic"]But I guess if you've played a game like WOW, your e-peen is the ruler the rest of us use to measure ourselves.

    Burn? :?
  • Hey guys, would any of you be interested in a L4D versus match this weekend (Friday night - Sunday Night).
    I've finally made it back to civilization and cannot wait to try out this game. :)
  • The difference is that anything Dave writes about WoW is referential to an experience he had. Not "I'm so fucking awesome because of it"
  • This conversation is boring.

    I saw the game go up last night but was too late to join in. I did spend about 1/2 hour checking the game info. Hope springs eternal.
  • [quote="classic"][quote="Digitalguardian"][quote="classic"]You have rookie eyesRookie ears holds more weight in this game, since you can hear them coming waaay before you can see them.
    I'm sorry you didn't get the joke.
  • [quote="The Joel"]This conversation is boring.

    I saw the game go up last night but was too late to join in. I did spend about 1/2 hour checking the game info. Hope springs eternal.

    It's even more annoying if you are playing but the game crashes and someone takes your place.
  • I'll be on tonight after 9pm.
    Post your song requests now, just so I can look up the lyrics. :D
  • Human League - Don't You Want Me. If I'm around, it could be a duet but you have to be the girl.
  • [quote="Dave"]Burn? :?Not intended as a burn. I put my time into WOW. More like, the more time you put into a game, the more you'll obviously know.