I'm sorry Twitch but it has to be said you are fucking bald Mario. Just flesh that stash out a little bit maybe get some bushier eyebrows, and little girls that grew up playing Mario will swoon over you!
maybe go around make the noises form Mario 64 while jumping?
[quote="Whiskey Priest"][quote="Twitch"]I've discovered the solution to male pattern baldness!
http://img.waffleimages.com/4c7385c4f20a1ba517e495d498789a9f788218d0/110607.JPG How is that a solution? It looks more like a symptom to me.
I used to have hair that was thin and receding at an incredibly young age, that would grow into a greasy mullet/skullet no matter what I did to it.
[quote="Feddy"]I'm sorry Twitch but it has to be said you are fucking bald Mario. Just flesh that stash out a little bit maybe get some bushier eyebrows, and little girls that grew up playing Mario will swoon over you!
maybe go around make the noises form Mario 64 while jumping?
I mean I would pay to see that as a video.
First, how do I make my eyebrows bushier? And don't say mascara or shaving them off first, because there's no way in hell I'm doing either.
Second, get a Mario costume and camera to me and its a deal.
In all seriousness, out drinking, friend snapped this. Only picture of me that I actually have on my computer. Well, technically the first one is me also but...
Not to talk bad about anybody, but that second pic gives me a weird feeling. Like, "Hmmmmm, those kids don't have a parent around."
P.S. The costume is awesome.
Thanks. Yeah, I kind of played the Tin Man a little creepier than he's usually been shown. I do a "limbering up" routine after I get oiled which looks like a lot like a European dance craze gone horribly wrong. And if you think the costume's a little offputting, I also do a Harvey Fierstein impression when I get "rusted up." Oddly enough, the kids loved it.
Thanks. Yeah, I kind of played the Tin Man a little creepier than he's usually been shown. I do a "limbering up" routine after I get oiled which looks like a lot like a European dance craze gone horribly wrong. And if you think the costume's a little offputting, I also do a Harvey Fierstein impression when I get "rusted up." Oddly enough, the kids loved it.
Speaking of lube ; Did you get the nude guy nr 5 part in the movie you auditioned for ?
Thanks. Yeah, I kind of played the Tin Man a little creepier than he's usually been shown. I do a "limbering up" routine after I get oiled which looks like a lot like a European dance craze gone horribly wrong. And if you think the costume's a little offputting, I also do a Harvey Fierstein impression when I get "rusted up." Oddly enough, the kids loved it.
Speaking of lube ; Did you get the nude guy nr 5 part in the movie you auditioned for ?
They haven't called me back yet. Which sucks, because I really want to cut my hippie hair.
I've been away from teh internets for awhile and it seems strange to just jump back in to forum discussions without some kind of update. So here it is!
While my girlfriend and I had planned an October wedding in Kauai (which is still on) the rest of it started as a late period, so let that be your first warning. I ignored her concerns and paid the price. Multiple doctors visits and a rushed shotgun-style chinese wedding later (save face, don't anger the gods, yadda yadda) I come back to the internet a married man with a baby due early February. Here are a couple pics of us from the event, though the "real", "western" wedding will take place about a month and a half from now in Hawaii. I'll now quietly sneak back into the gaming forum where I belong.
Here's a more recent pic of me (I'm on the left): http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z36/xenomouse/2008%20Summer%20Vacation%20-%20New%20Hampshire/silver_cascade_relaxed.jpg
Here's me a few hours later after a trip to the ER: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z36/xenomouse/2008%20Summer%20Vacation%20-%20New%20Hampshire/after_injury_1.jpg
I was trying to get to an unconscious friend, and I slipped when jumping a guardrail and ended up getting impaled on the thing. My thigh took the wound. All important equipment and orifices were unspoiled and function as well as they did before: http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z36/xenomouse/2008%20Summer%20Vacation%20-%20New%20Hampshire/after_injury_2.jpg
[quote="Spankminister"]Given those two pictures, the natural conclusion was that the dog went straight for your crotch.And the person who drew that conclusion would be wrong.
[quote="xenomouse"][quote="Spankminister"]Given those two pictures, the natural conclusion was that the dog went straight for your crotch.And the person who drew that conclusion would be wrong.And asinine.