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EVIL TRAIN!!!!
  • Hello all, long time no see. In the last 6 months I have been working feverishly up in NYC on multiple 3D/2D Animations and Concept Art for various projects. One of these many projects is being pitched to Comedy Central soon and may see air time on their station if all goes well! Please check it out and tell your friends!

    www.eviltrain.com


    Thanks

    Skabs
  • Skabs.

    I'm not going to lie.

    It looks atrocious.
  • Well I get paid to add special effects and sometimes occasionally edit. Everything else is none of my concern.
  • I'm speechless. My thoughts will be represented by Al Bundy.

    http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n230/squidcrotch/bundyscream.gif
  • Hahhahaha. Wow. I cant imagine what people will say if this thing airs.
  • I liked the part where she was saying in a voice-over, "i can never find the right guy," just as it shows a clip of her walking in on a dude eating a turd.
  • CLASSY.

    But I understand, Skabs. Sometimes it's just a paycheck.
  • One man can do so much David Riley.
  • Huh...I'm interested. I...don't know why. Probably something about the skeleton train that murders people.
  • I'm glad you have work Scabs.

    I'm not glad what's that work is creating.
  • Skabs, I hate you.
  • This comes down to a situation of could be worse. It's better than lil' Bush or Drawn Together.
  • Hey, cool, someone made a horror movie about The Sims!
  • Is this a Sci-Fi Original Movie? Because that's the kind of title those movies have.
  • [quote="karaokeninja"]Hey, cool, someone made a horror movie about The Sims!

    Bwaahahahahaha.

    I don't think I'd touch this show with a ten-foot pole duct-taped to a ten-foot pole, even if it does have a little Skabs magic in its makeup.
  • Jesus H. Christ, that thing looked gross. The only GOOD thing about it was the skeletons...gotta love skeletons with chain saws, and fat-chick dominatrix types.
  • If I had any creative control over this show at all I might be offended by the overall reactions to its trailer.

    Spoiler:
    MAYBE.
  • If you had any creative control over this show, your offense would be like candy to our portly stomachs filled with internet hate.

    That said, as soon as "Comedy Central" was mentioned, my expectations plummeted through the floor at near light speeds.
  • Wow, uh yeah, umm, God, yeah, that does look pretty bad. Some nice animation though, but I don't think I'll be watching.

    EDIT: Did the show seriously need a guy eating shit?
  • It didn't NEED it persay, it just...sort of happened.

    I hope the chainsaw wielding skeletons get him...heh, heh, heh.
  • PER SE

    PER SE

    PER SE

    PER SE

    PER SE

    PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET. LEARN SOME LATIN OR STOP USING THAT TERM.
  • All the shittalking here is splendid. :)
  • Oh, and: It's "free REIN", not "free reign". The expression comes from the days of horse-drawn carriages; if you let go of the reins, that meant that you were letting the horse just drag the carriage wherever it wanted. Hence the expression "gave it free rein".

    Yes, "free reign" parses, and means sort of the same thing. But "free rein" implies an uncontrolled and possibly hazardous state--the horse might well do something completely crazy, like run off a cliff. It isn't just "they can do whatever they want now".

    Also, there's no "n" in "turret". I don't know how THAT shit got started.

    Also, stop saying "partake".
  • :what: I've never heard of turret being spelled with an n before.
    Also I'm pretty sure partake is a real word and all?
  • In the words of Peter Parker's Editor

    Crap, Crap and more Crap


    you should work for 7030 productions instead.
  • It would be awesome if someone came to the realization that all you had to do to avoid evil train was stay off of railroad tracks. Which you should probably be doing anyway.
  • Was the train in this show hit by lightning? If so I might watch it. Or at least claim I will on this forum.
  • [quote="RobotBastard"]
    Also, there's no "n" in "turret". I don't know how THAT shit got started.


    Likewise spelling "helmet" as "helmut" or "helment". :what:
  • [quote="RichLather"][quote="RobotBastard"]
    Also, there's no "n" in "turret". I don't know how THAT shit got started.


    Likewise spelling "helmet" as "helmut"

    http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee148/davedave24/Helmut_Kohl.jpg?
  • Wow this forum is kicking these days ain't it. Last time I was on here there were less than 60 people registered. Now there are 500. Jebus Christ.
  • Also

    www.eviltrain.com/cabinpressure


    Note the side of the plane says Hoeing 24-7
  • http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n230/squidcrotch/f93064cd.gif
  • Do you have a job yet?
  • Still in school. Graduating soon. Hopefully I can get a job in Philly, Jersey or NY. I may kill people if I have to move to California.
  • Skabs take a closer look at the registered forum members, lol I think youll see tht almost 300 of those 500 are spam bots that Dave hasn't authorized to post.
  • Skabs,

    Jerry showed me Cabin Pressure last night and it was WORSE than Evil Train.

    Your company needs a severe humor injection.
  • Hahahaha. BURN!
  • Transvestite flight attendants

    Masturbating Woody Allen rip-offs who love BLAK CHIX.

    COMEDY.