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  • Oh yeah and strong women give me a mean stiffie.
  • Welp, you've officially skeeved me out.
  • Sorry, for some reason when I feel I am getting just a little too serious, I just HAVE to make everyone else as uncomfortable as I am.
  • Hey everyone, I'm new here. I play video games and laugh at stupid things. I've been listening to the show for a while and lurking the forums for just as long. Please... accept me or i'll make a sad face. :-(
  • Welcome, malevolent aquatic bird fellow.
  • That avatar looks like Doug.
  • It is doug.... and angry doug... and I stole it, because it is awesome!
  • Holy crap, I just lost my sh*t!
  • o.O salutations... not sure what else to say lol. tho i did see a town the other day called St Naziana, i cant help but wonder why its named that tho i dont care to look it up...
  • You have terrible grammar, it makes me want to punch dogs. I'll do it, I've done it before.
  • Why do you punch dogs when you see bad grammar? I shall endeavor to save the dogs by cleaning up my grammar.
  • I punch dogs because poor grammar gives me agita, and the only way I know how to relieve it is to take it out on a defenseless creature.
  • I punch dogs because poor grammar gives me agita, and the only way I know how to relieve it is to take it out on a defenseless creature.



    That's super fucked up.

  • And depending on the breed, a dog can defend itself pretty fucking well...
  • I hope a dog kills you.
  • Clearly, the only solution is to keep using poor grammar until he runs out of small dogs and has to tangle with one of the larger, tougher breeds.
  • But that could take forever! There's a lot of Internet and a lot of small dogs.
  • Solution: Link him to 4chan.

    Alternate Solution: Stop punching dogs.
  • I hear badgers are super defenseless animals. You should start punching badgers.
  • Honey badgers to be more specific.
  • Specifics would just make it harder to find a replacement for readily available dogs, so any badger will do. If unable to find local badgers, try wolverines, porcupines (their undersides and quite fluffy and weak), or a hornet's nest (they're way smaller than dogs).
  • Porcupines are bitches. Possums, raccoons, badgers...them mofo's will mess up your shit and look cute while doing it. Well possums aren't that cute but they don't look tough. Well...maybe not cute because a pissed off raccoon looks demon possessed.
  • My dad grew up in Kentucky and according to him even a well trained hunt dog can easily get the shit fucked out of it by a raccoon.
  • I had possums in the walls in my old place. They were destructive as hell and hard to catch, but once cornered you just picked em up and threw em outside. And How did I forget raccoons? Those guys are vicious, though I do have a friend that had one as a pet growing up...
  • My aunt will raise animals for the state (or something like that) so they raised a raccoon. They also raised bobcats. Let me tell you, baby bobcats are adorable.
  • Your dad is right. Aside from snakes, no animal/insect gives me pause but the two separate encounters with scared raccoon were intimidating. It's like night and day demeanor and the adorable little bandits become furry fanged balls of hate.
  • Yeah, coons and opossums are really fucking evil. Add an exponent if your particular instance of one is rabid.
  • I know what ya mean, I nearly peed myself when I saw that racoon attack in Saving Silerman!
  • What a bunch of pussies, I'm sorry but possums are not dangerous. Also you need more useless creatures like wombats for BrokenMagnum to punch. They can take a beating, had a friend that did the car vs wombat once and the car lost... (accident of course)
  • "ITS THE WORM THAT KILLS."

  • Hi guys,

    I am new sadly I just got into fast Karate when I listened to the podcast they did with Anime World Order on Mad Bull 34.

    After that I went and downloaded the whole Fast Karate Contingent and have been laughing out loud at work making my co-workers very uncomfortable because they have no idea what has me laughing to tears.

    One of them finally asked me what was so funny and they simply walked away and haven't spoke to me any more when they got the answer "migratory bird weapon, and inter dimensional duck balls"

    work before this has never been as peaceful.
  • Hey,

    Got in to Fast Karate about half a year ago when I heard an ad for it on My Brother My Brother and Me. After listening to the first few episodes it quickly became my favorite podcast about boobs and poop, or poop and boobs if you prefer.

    My various unhealthy obsessions include video games, drinking, reading, and drinking in video games. I also like porn.

    Just kidding.

    Not really.

    My main hobbies are building computers and studying useless historical facts that cause people to roll their eyes when I try to relate them to real life scenarios. I joined this forum in the hopes that I will be able to collect many other useless facts about anime, video games, and boobs and poop.
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    Welcome. Why don't you take a seat over there.
  • That is terrifying. He has eyes that can pierce your soul.

    I would be scared if I had one.
  • Fast Karate brand interruption repellant.
  • So the MBMBAM ad worked. Interesting.
  • He's probably the only person it worked on.
  • On the bright side, I still listen to your podcast and I don't listen to MBMBAM anymore.

    STAYING POWER!
  • What worked? Did you buy an ad? Did you ask them if they'd play it?
  • What is MBMBAM? Or is that best left alone? Lol
  • My Brother My Brother And Me. It's a comedy podcast by three brothers, one(maybe 2) is tied to a gaming site, where they answer incredibly stupid questions. Much hilarity ensues.
  • I'd suggest looking up their warrior cats episode. I haven't been able to stop saying Bramblepelt since hearing it.
  • So that episode is their "shut the fuck up Pepperbox?"
  • If that's the episode where http://www.daveandjoel.com/?page_id=3638 came from, then yes?
  • Hello everyone, I'm another new addition to the forums. I have been listening to the podcast for a few years and I want to know what people would think of the idea of Joel doing a let's play of a sandwich.
  • Like a web cam of nothing but The Joel eating sandwiches? what about Oreos?
  • It would really depend on the sandwich itself. I mean, I like salami sandwich, but I don't know if there's enough going on in it to keep an audience interested. Now dessert sub sandwich, that might need the commentary of an expert because I'm not interested in eating it, but I'd still like to experience it.
  • Joel can eat the dessert hoggie and Jon and I can do a John Madden play-by-play. Do we get instant replay? How do we draw on the screen?