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    This show also known as: HELLO MY MASTE*KABLAAM*

    Red Dead Redemption: lots of murder. Epic Dungeon: cute, but stupid. World of Warcraft: that game is shit-ass old. Peter Pan Peanut Butter: the slowest poison.

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    Music Selection: That is a good song. That is a GOOD SONG.

    This show is about:

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    Also a slow acting poison?
  • Great show! I loved the Matt Hazard comparison. Yes, drawing attention to your product's shortcomings does not negate them. It'd be like a Chrysler commercial where the spokesman says "Yes, it's true that the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration has come to the conclusion that Chrysler cars often experience brake failure. That's because in succeeding, they 'break' failure, get it?" Self-deprecating humor is barely humor.

    So have you guys played the zombie expansion of Red Dead? I keep hearing that it's better than the game proper.
  • I actually rented both Red Dead and the zombie game at the same time. I've heard the zombie game has co-op, but haven't really followed up on it. However, Graz is probably the only person who has more of a distaste for GTA-style games than me, so who knows if we'll ever get on that tip.

    On that note, very excited for the new Red Faction. The one GTA-style game I actually like.
  • Dave, if you want a somewhat different MMO, you've got Vindictus. Bam. You've got TERA. Boom.
  • I've never heard of those games before and I am 100% sure, without looking them up, that they are terrible. They certainly won't change the things I was complaining about.
  • Well, sound logic.
  • I had a good laugh at the achievements for Matt Hazard, you get one for Pausing the game!! YES, easiest 5 points I know of.

    The only MMO i do wanna look into is the new Old Republic game coming out, but do i really wanna pay 15 a month? Eh... probably not.
  • I'm looking forward to Old Republic as well. I haven't paid for an MMO ever, but I think that has more to do with time available rather than price.

    I was excited by the wacky pricing system APB had; too bad their game was worthless outside of the character customization.

    I would be tempted to pay a lifetime membership like they had in Star Trek Online.
  • Not accounting for quality of the actual game, FF14 has been getting the same praise for it's landscapes that look like national geographic photos. Though you need a beast of a PC to run it.

    If they would get their shit together this would be be the de facto MMO of the moment at least in terms of graphics since it looks as good if not better than GOW. But from everything I've been hearing it's going down in flames due to glitchiness and content.
  • Well, FFXI looked pretty good too, but even without the crushing bugs and interface issues of FFIV it was still a terrible game. It just sounds like 14 amplified both the good (the graphics) and bad (everything else) of 11 to an absurd degree.
  • They've made heads roll over that FFXIV fiasco, so hopefully they'll at least be an average MMO before everyone abandons their asses.

    One review said that they made the game as if they didn't even play an mmo ever, just creating it in a vacuum.

    This is SqueEnix' most fail year ever.
  • I still don't get how anyone believes that there is a difference in peanut butter quality depending on the brand. I've been eating Peter Pan and Skippy interchangeably for months now. Peanut butter is just peanuts and butter, it's scientifically impossible to taste bad. I think what this country needs is a nationwide PB taste testing, so that people can get past their prejudices.
  • If you think Peter pan tastes the same as any other peanut buttermilk have lesstastenbuds than even myself. Peter Pan has a nasty, sugary, gritty texture that no other peanut butter could possibly replicate.
  • I don't know if this helps with this great debate, but before me are 2 bottles of peanut butter. One is Peter Pan, the other is Jif, both are creamy. The ingredients of Peter Pan are roasted peanuts, sugar, less than 2% of: hydrogenated vegetable oils (cottonseed and rapeseed), salt, partially hydrogenated cottonseed oil. The ingredients of Jif are roasted peanuts, sugar, 2% or less of: molasses, fully hydrogenated vegetable oils (rapeseed and soybean), mono and diglycerides, salt. No idea if this helps, but I was bored.
  • Peter Pan definitely is a different taste. It's sweeter. This will blow your mind, but Pepsi and Coca Cola taste different as well.
  • Ok just to clarify various things: peanut butter is made from ground peanuts, not peanuts and butter. Also no one calls that shit rapeseed anymore. It has the words rape and seed in it, that shit is unpleasant.
  • That is great information. I wrote that down on paper.
  • You all know there are brands of peanut butter besides Peter Pan and Jif, right? I grew up on hippie health food store peanut butter where you had to stir all the oil in when you opened the jar.
  • Pics or it didn't happen.

    Yeah, Jif and Peter Pan have oil in them, usually by the time you're almost done with it. It's just that they had the decency to mix together the peanut butter for us so we don't have to waste time.
  • [quote="shaloop"]You all know there are brands of peanut butter besides Peter Pan and Jif, right? I grew up on hippie health food store peanut butter where you had to stir all the oil in when you opened the jar.

    God, damned hippie peanut butter. In middle school I was over a friend's house and we wanted to make PB&J and all they had was that hippie peanut butter. I went to open it up and had a hard time doing so. When I finally managed to wrench the lid off the freaking oil got all over a brand new shirt. Which I was never able to get that stain out of it.

    My Mom works at Pathmark and while I don't think they do it anymore they used (80s to early 90s) to make fresh ground peanut butter in the store. Now that I think about it, that is really strange. I can't remember if I had any or not though.
  • I hate that shit. The idea of mixing my own oil and peanut butter offends me.
  • [quote="shaloop"]You all know there are brands of peanut butter besides Peter Pan and Jif, right?

    Bored science is not good science.
  • I am theoretically aware of other brands of peanut butter.
  • We're not counting the peanut butter/ jelly mix stuff, are we? Nor store brand peanut butter?
  • For a while, my mom had bought the "natural" "organic" peanut butter. Stuff is grody. I'm all for lessening the amount of processed foods that one eats, but one has to draw the line at peanut butter.

    I'm sure there are other brands but who would buy something other than Skippy, JIF, or Peter Pan? I only know of the Peanut Butter Company that makes a "higher end" PB
  • Poor people buy poor peanut butter. Even if I'm broke and I'm buying peanut butter, I'm going with Skippy.
  • A relevant piece of information.
  • [quote="RobotBastard"]A relevant piece of information.

    Oh so Asian woman then?

    I like Jif like most real Americans. I tried to convince myself once that Reese's peanut butter tasted just like the peanut butter in peanut butter cups, but it was all for not.

    What's the general consensus on Skippy peanut butter? I like it, but not more than any other edible brand.
  • Re: multiplayer doom 2.

    rs-232 or gtfo.
  • I remember renting network cards so that we could experience the incredible luxury of playing Doom with more than two people.

    And having to terminate the coaxial lines we were using to connect the computers because ethernet was still this crazy new thing that nobody had yet, and you had to buy a $400 switch to use it.
  • Ah, the joys of Arcnet... :)
  • Blizzards next mmo at the moment is called codename titan but they wont be talking about it till 2012. Guild wars 2 and rift look great until that comes out.
  • I hope they reveal it to just be World of Warcraft 2; excitement for nothing :)
  • I am eagerly awaiting both Guild Wars 2 and the day in which parenthood will allow me some free time to play Guild Wars 2.
  • Good luck with that second one.
  • [quote="xenomouse"]I am eagerly awaiting both Guild Wars 2 and the day in which parenthood will allow me some free time to play Guild Wars 2.

    When that day arrives you'll be asked to babysit your grandkids...