[quote="Digitalguardian"][quote="superdeformed"]If you're a good enough shot you can kill them both.

Or you can shot one and club the other to death with the empty gun.

Yes, but you would still be alone in the room.

But you'd have the warm glow in your stomach from killing a Scientologist and a furry.

Is the Human Centipede a furry?

[quote="CursingL"][quote="kaazuwulf"]You are trapped in a room with a furry and a scientologist. You have a gun with one bullet, who do you shoot?
Tom Cruse

Wrong, you shoot Tom Kruse, inventor of the hover-round.

I can't understand how anyone could even care enough to be a furry when this exists

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[quote="Twitch"]I can't understand how anyone could even care enough to be a furry when this exists

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Because..... I'm sorry, what?


Well a furry is just a fan of human like animal characters. What ever they choose to do with those characters are up to them.

I am so goddamn sick of this thread. I am also so goddamn sick of furries co-opting the last 80 years of cartoons because "oh shit, Mickey is a mouse, that means all Americans should accept me jacking off over unicorn porn while dressed as a bear. If they don't I'll draw a wildly inappropriate analogy about either how we're persecuted like homosexuals or Jews in Nazi Germany". You're not misunderstood because people don't get you. You are an outcast because you broadcast your socially deviant behavior like its as normal as being on the marching band or having an after school job mowing lawns. I really don't give a shit what you or anyone does in there personal life, but it bothers me when someone can't take a hint.

Here's it spelled out explicitly: no one here on this community likes you. We all posted on this thread to give you shit and while you took it mostly in stride (good on you for that) but you missed the point that none of us want to learn about this vast, mythical culture of fucking badgers. I'm not entirely sure if you're doing it for the LOLs at this point, but I'd like to believe that you aren't that dense. Then again, I teach high school students so I know how vapid people your age can be given the right circumstances.

There are plenty of other places on the internet to post about how great it is to be a furry. This isn't one of them. As far as I can tell though, no one on these boards other than you is a furry, has questions about furries, or wants to talk about furries other than to ask questions like "Is the luck dragon from Neverending Story sexy?" I'm not saying go away, I'm just saying stop being so damn stupid.

[quote="furyk"]I am so goddamn sick of this thread. I am also so goddamn sick of furries co-opting the last 80 years of cartoons because "oh shit, Mickey is a mouse, that means all Americans should accept me jacking off over unicorn porn while dressed as a bear. If they don't I'll draw a wildly inappropriate analogy about either how we're persecuted like homosexuals or Jews in Nazi Germany". You're not misunderstood because people don't get you. You are an outcast because you broadcast your socially deviant behavior like its as normal as being on the marching band or having an after school job mowing lawns. I really don't give a shit what you or anyone does in there personal life, but it bothers me when someone can't take a hint.

Here's it spelled out explicitly: no one here on this community likes you. We all posted on this thread to give you shit and while you took it mostly in stride (good on you for that) but you missed the point that none of us want to learn about this vast, mythical culture of fucking badgers. I'm not entirely sure if you're doing it for the LOLs at this point, but I'd like to believe that you aren't that dense. Then again, I teach high school students so I know how vapid people your age can be given the right circumstances.

There are plenty of other places on the internet to post about how great it is to be a furry. This isn't one of them. As far as I can tell though, no one on these boards other than you is a furry, has questions about furries, or wants to talk about furries other than to ask questions like "Is the luck dragon from Neverending Story sexy?" I'm not saying go away, I'm just saying stop being so damn stupid.


You know what shut up, because you keep this going. I agree that all of these questions are really fucking stupid but they are asking it

[quote="BrokenMagnum"]Sometimes its more important to keep one's mouth shut.
Like trolls

[quote="BrokenMagnum"]Like the pot.
....what?

What babe?

The power of what?

Who do?

Do what?

Glad we accomplished something today ladies and gentlemen.

[quote="CursingL"]You know what shut up, because you keep this going. I agree that all of these questions are really fucking stupid but they are asking it

I'm assuming you're using the royal "you" becuase I haven't posted anything in ten pages. In any event, you keep acknowledging these questions and answering them in a decidely non-humorous way. Please realize the following three things:

1. There isn't a single legitimate question on this thread not because we can't ask legitimate questions, but because there are no legitimate answers to anything furry related other than "yeah its pretty creepy".

2. At some point you will realize that you can find something more valuable to do with your time besides defending the finer points of eroticizing a panda. Perhaps you could volunteer at the local soup kitchen, plant a herb garden, learn to play the violin, or build a birdhouse. Actually, scratch that last one. Probably best to keep "inspiration" away.

3. Ultimately, what Gokiburi said way back in the opening pages of this thread is true.

[quote="Gokiburi_Chachacha"]

Another reason I think I like the furry community (because I still haven’t put my finger on it) is because when you meet a furry in a fursuit you don’t know/care about how they look or what race they are, you just see a type of animal …person. Also some people love animals so much (not like that pervs) that they think about a world that had anthropomorphic animals in it instead of humans.

In all seriousness, this kind of attraction to anonymity sounds unhealthy. It smacks of body image and self-esteem issues. That might be something to consider.

You need to find the good in yourself to like, and if no good is there, engage in some charity outside of yourself. Giving of yourself is one of the greatest ways to increase your perceived value of yourself.

Ultimately, I'm not saying you need to give up your furry friends or anything like that. Rather, don't figure us for unenlightened for not accepting your extreme oddity. If you can't deal with that then the proverbial door is over there. In any event, let this thread die. When you stop posting, it will sink to the bottom of the forums in a week or two. You just keep tossing oil on this huge flaming mass of bad karma.

[quote="Spankminister"]

none of us want to learn about this vast, mythical culture of fucking badgers.

The story of my life. You fuck ONE badger, and all of a sudden, people won't let it go. They're all like, "Hey, bang any other Mustelids lately?" every time they see you. It's like, Jesus, give it a rest.
You help build one house, and no one calls you a carpenter. You fix one pair of shoes, and no one calls you a cobbler. But you fuck one goat...

heheheh 69 pages

[quote="Twitch"]Hey, fix your tags, it made it look like CursingL was coming out of my mouth.

Also, I like to punch kittens.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_BYa62g-V6Ig/TF3qiVm4orI/AAAAAAAAAmY/BVhWxbG3UX4/sssss.jpg

I saw this and it made me think for a second. Maybe, just maybe we're in the wrong for believing furries to be one of the most horribest groups of people on the Earth

Replace 'Irish' with 'Furries':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boO4RowROiw

[quote="Squirrel"]I find the use of the GLBT flag for this "message" offensive.
Seconded.

[quote="HeartOfMadness"][quote="grumps"][quote="Squirrel"]I find the use of the GLBT flag for this "message" offensive.
Seconded.
Thirded.
First thirded isn't a word. Second off, how is it offensive?

[quote="Squirrel"]I was gonna rant and dance around it but instead I'll just ask.

How, in anyway, is my sisters fight to be able to legally marry her partner and not be abused for it, similar to your desire to not be made fun of for finding anthropomorphic animals sexually stimulating?

Think long before you bother answering.
That fur is gay. How the fuck is it just about being accepted as anthropomorphic fans. Because its only sexual when YOU make it sexual.

So you see, it is about gay rights and being furry. So it is half for your sister and half for the fandom at large.

[quote="BrokenMagnum"]I think you mean accepted. You know, a dictionary is your friend.
what ever. shut up your not that funny

[quote="shaloop"]I think you mean "you're."
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh I don't give a fuck. People need to know this

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[quote="God"]Know what?
You can guess god... you can guess