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Revengecast S03E10 - Exodus

We are back with Revengecast! BUT FIRST Dave tries to explain why he plays the fire emblem gambling for waifus game to me for like the 500th time. I guess you breed an army of waifus in a fake baby dimension? Or like…maybe you just will them into being then they come from the baby dimension? Future babies. Fighting your wars. Sweet. The one this week is Charlotte bride, but not our Charlotte, she’s just a brides maid. And a dummy. She gets to say i love you to her future sister in-law who she calls her “sort-of sister” but who is really her real sister. Also they’re just called sisters in-law, not sort-of sisters charlotte, its not complicated. Don’t do drugs kids, or at least, don’t do as many drugs as Charlotte did because she used to be top of her class and on her way to college and now she can’t remember what sisters in-law do.

Nolan is trying to work Patrick but also trying to get boned because he actually likes him but Patrick is too stuck on Mommytoria. Conrad gets to flex his creepy daddy complex all over the place and Aiden and Emily get off some last minute pre revenge smooches just to make everything sloppy and unprofessional as hell. Takeda is sucking his teeth and shaking his head in the afterlife.

Uhhhhh what else, Jack is boring. Margaux is cute. Oh yeah Moriniellonoello/Sarah Padingtonbeara tries to kill herself because the boy she liked then hated then kinda liked again is getting married.
Topics for Consideration:

Sarah Paddingtonbeara
Daddy Conrad
Danny more like Drunky…again
Takeda’s racially insensitive loft
Mini scuba
Sky mall beacon

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Comments

  • I find it particularly endearing how defensive Graz is of Victoria, for example re: the sexual undertones between V and Paaaaaahtrick
  • Also I'll never say no to a good eXistenZ riff but how you say death to the demon allegra gellar without connecting it somehow to JJL's brief appearance as Emily's mom in S2 :0
  • It definitely occurred to me to mention it but, like the show itself, I refused to confirm if Jennifer Jason Leigh ever actually existed.
  • oh troo

    also I meant "protective" not "defensive"
  • edited June 11
    Putting these here for future reference. timestamp 10:15

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    The Original

    The Prequel part 1, part 2


    The Sequel
  • "Okay, it's like, you can get pregnant on the battlefield, and then you have the baby, but you put the baby in the baby dimension and--okay, look, in Fire Emblem Awakening the babies come from the future--"

    at that point I had to pause the podcast because I was laughing too hard to hear anymore.
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