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Show #484: AWOxFastKarate II: Battle of the New Tokyo Masters
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  • Awesome! Downloading now. Had a fucking blast at Otakon. Was glad to hang with the AWO crew for a bit and go to Dave's panel.
  • This is not madbull.
  • I dont know if I had mentioned that you guys need to watch Crying Freeman. I am downloading now.
  • Yea Daryl is right, in the manga, Freeman does get a blowjob as he is getting his tattoo since the old woman told the tattoo artist that she had to kill him, but she wanted his dick than his death. That's not the best part, Freeman responds in his head "I want to go back home..." as he cry's about it.
  • Crying is just upset that his father Morgan will never acknowledge him as his son.

    I love the idea of Baby Golgo 13. Since he's like 8 feet tall as an adult, I imagine he's about 5'5'' as a baby.
  • Baby golgo was priceless, though his awesome potential coul cause him to rip free of his mothers womb like alien, I mean where would he put his M16?
  • I think the M16 was the umbilical chord inside his mothers womb. I know of some people who have kids, so I wanna work on getting a photo shot of their faces and spend an afternoon Golgo 13-ing them up in Photoshop.

    Yea, you guys need to check out that Crying Freeman movie. The ending is crazy because at Freeman Japanese shack house, he has guns that are vacuum sealed in styrofoam packages hidden behind fake stone statue walls which makes them look like he stashes airsoft guns in statue ruins. So to me, the final shoot out at the end is just one big airsoft battle that plays out in my head when I watch that. But the movie is truthfully, the best anime to live action adaptation I have ever seen, if not in some terms better than the anime itself, almost.
  • Lol that gif would be epic
  • I'm upset that I missed Dave's panel, as well as the panel that came after it, which was whimsically titled "The Legend of Zelda or: How I Learned to Love Majora’s Mask, Tolerate Ocarina of Time’s Excessive Praise, and Accept the Idea of a Giant Pig-Based Man Being Threatening."

    And now I'll never know. I'll never know how this unnamed person found the strength to enjoy the things he enjoys. I have my theories, cobbled together from rumors, conjecture, and anecdotal evidence...but I'll never know for sure.
  • Yeah, I was bummed at our panel's early start time, which only seemed to affect people I personally knew. :( I didn't hear a single random person complain about missing it, but people like you and Spankminister couldn't get there in time. Sucks.

    Oh well, we were first time panelists so I expected a pretty bad time. I just didn't expect the (second-)WORST time.
  • There was weird house music coming from that Zelda panel as we were leaving...
  • Dave you are insane to wait another year before tackling the next Crying Freeman, just do it in a couple of months from now or something.
  • Thank you, sirs. I will gladly accept the moniker of "Furious Evan M(eanest Motherfucker on the Street)."

    In regards to the Avatar debacle, I actually didn't even notice the salty attendees after my panel. A bunch of people came up after Changing Faces — in fact, one person stopped me in the halls on Sunday — and told me that they were only there for the Avatar panel, but were really impressed by the character design stuff they learned. I figure that this was actually the ideal set-up, since the Avatar pretense meant I got a bunch of people who knew NOTHING about character designs, and thus learned a ton at the panel. So yeah, I'm not going to say I DIDN'T set up the whole thing to get that reaction...

    By the way, this was a fantastic podcast, as expected. If you three ever split off and made a regular AWOxFast Karate podcast, I'm pretty sure the Internet wouldn't be able to handle its sheer power. So, in a way, I'm glad these things are so rare.
  • I've been thinking about being another shirt. I've gone down a few sizes since I bought mine and now it is like wearing a tent.
  • I wish I could "being" another shirt too.
  • I totally need to buy a shirt to show my fast karate love cause I have turned everyone in my house hold into you guys

    My room about peed when she heard the " I hit him going 150" episode and my wife's mind was blow with the Goku midnight eye podcast

    AWO and Fast Karater shoukd merge like the great valiant denim and sore to heights of awesome unknown to the interweb masses
  • I'm glad you don't feel burned, dude. I suppose there's definitely a fringe benefit in having a room of that sized filled to capacity. It reflects really well on you, and if some people who weren't there for that enjoyed it then good, you got what you came for anyway.

    Whenever someone says valiant denim I am reminded that I have drafts of emails waiting in my outbox, done, and unsent. :/ Been nearly three years since I wrote that script. We recorded Jerry's lines in a different apartment than I live in now!
  • THEY'RE KILLING THE VILLAGERS!
  • Lmao those skits were awesome Dave do you write other stuff like novel length stuff or short stories?
  • So how would you guys rate the Crying Freeman on the Freeman scale? Morgan Freeman, Gordon Freeman, Crispin Freeman, Huey Freeman, Buck Freeman, or Hans Freeman?
  • Ah, I would say above all of them.
  • How does a crybaby assassin rate above a magical negro? I just can't fathom that.
  • If you have seen the Crying Freeman, then you can see my side of my comment that was made.
  • What if you were to splice in sedate Morgan Freeman-esque monolgues while the Freeman was crying? See now I want to see a Shawshank Crying Freeman mash up of some sort.
  • That just would be Morgan Freeman doing "March-of-the-Penguins" style commentary on Crying Freeman, which I would see anyways.
  • I'd be down with that.
  • Aw mans. The gang initiation "discussion" had me laughing a little to loud for my office.
  • That is our podcast's mission statement. :D
  • This has prompted me to go back and attempt to read Crying Freeman again, and I'm trying to get a friend of mine whom I know will appreciate in on it as well.