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Jumping Through Boss Doors: Saints Row the Third
  • WE WILL SHOW YOU HOW MUCH DAMAGE A GOLF CART CAN DOOOOOOO.

  • Definitely my favorite episode so far. That was one awesome golf cart.

    Edit: Also, "dude is cray on bath salts."
  • I had a great time with this game. I made my character Mad Bull, so he always wore a police uniform and drove cop cars. I murdered people for their crimes, such as speeding away after I started shooting at them or being in my way. Whenever the police showed up to get me I just said "Oh good, backup!" and stole their cars. When I was playing I just had to think, what would Mad Bull do?
  • That was some high grade taunting.
  • I should've spent more time on the game's audio, to make some things (like taunts) easier to hear, but I'd worked on it all day and I wanted to get it out 'coz I'm gonna be busy the next few days.

    A lot of people really liked it, which surprises me a little because I thought it might be too long, and too slow in the beginning.
  • This game was pretty great. I downloaded it in response to attempting to play the new All Points Bulletin game. Then i realized that I could play a fun game and so i bought this. I enjoyed the hell out of it. I suplexed all the fans asking for your autograph. Anything to be closer to your idol. I also like playing the game where I see if other people can figure out which character was voiced by an adult film star. Here's a hint: The voice acting of one character is kind of bad. And everytime that character spoke I was mad. One of the other characters behaves as though she might have been fused with a rabid badger at some point prior to the start of the game, and I enjoyed that character more because they had the good sense to let her fade into the background.

    But yeah doing sweet combat rolls with dual pistols was pretty good. As well as masquerading as the boy-ish wonder by night. Thanks costume shop.
  • I made an educated guess on who the porn star voice actress was and I was right, but only because there's only a handful of main girl characters in the game. I didn't notice her as particularly bad, not like I did with the character Jessica Chobot played in Mass Effect 3, but hey, technically a porn IS acting. Certainly moreso than journalism.

    Also, I didn't recognize Angel as Hulk Hogan, so maybe my ears just suck.

    I assume you're talking about Shaundi being the crazy mean one. Someone else said something like that in the chat during one of our livestreams. I didn't notice her as being outrageously or comically over the top mean.
  • Dave said:

    Also, I didn't recognize Angel as Hulk Hogan, so maybe my ears just suck.



    I was tipped off by his frequent use of the word "brother."

  • Dreg said:



    I was tipped off by his frequent use of the word "brother."



    Youre thinking of liquid snake, i think.
  • Sasha Grey isn't a terrible actor. I liked her in The Girlfriend Experience despite other issues with that movie.
  • Were the other issues with that movie that it was awful and horrible and nothing about it was good?

    Because I also watched that on Netflix and I hated it.
  • Sasha Grey played Molly Millions in a stage-adaptation of Neuromancer called Case, so I have no issue with her.

    Any possibility of getting further Boss Doors episodes of you two playing co-op in SR3? I really enjoyed this episode, and would love to see additional golf cart carnage.
  • Dave said:

    Were the other issues with that movie that it was awful and horrible and nothing about it was good?

    Because I also watched that on Netflix and I hated it.



    Basically.
  • It's actually a pretty good idea for a movie, what with all the bankers and stock brokers mansplaining how politics and the economy works to her and, I presume, that the whole idea for "the girlfriend experience" is not what these people actually want. They don't want a girlfriend, they want someone they can talk at and lord over.

    So a good idea for something to examine.

    Too bad it actually sucks.
  • Squirrel said:

    Sasha Grey isn't a terrible actor.


    Gonna have to take your word for it. For all i know she's oscar worthy. She'd take home best actress in a leading role if she wasn't plagued by dicks all the time. Id never know. I just know that british boss, pierce, and the nightblade guy were all voice acting, and then she spoke and it seemed totally inadequate.

    Its like the end of little miss sunshine when all the other girls are doing beauty pageant stuff, and then the girl starts stripping. Only theres no steve carrell around attempting to make it heartwarming. And the normal voice actors arent being put up to it by parents with strange views on what their kid should be doing at 9. And nobody joins in to support her. Come to think of it this is a bad metaphor, let me start over.

    Its like how in batman christian bale wakes up in a room with michael caine and morgan freeman, and has to act between them, after spending hours earlier that day shouting in his batman voice. Yeah that works better.
  • Whoah. All I was saying is that there are far far worse voice actors. The plagued by dicks line in particular makes me think you got some extra issues riding along here. Actually, your whole point is really over exaggerated when placed in the context of just how dumb Saints Row the Third is...
  • I assure you that every extra issue i have is in this situation merely related to me being vulgar and kind of immature. If there's one thing i learned from the internet, its that boners are funny. I didnt mean it as some tirade against you or a woman who takes her clothes off on camera for money.

    I do stand by her voice acting being not great. Maybe she needs body language to get her point across. Im just gonna leave that sentence as is.

    Yes there are far more terrible voice acrors. And not even in the 'terrible to the point that its comical' sense. There are people that are flat out worse.

    I actually really appreciated saints row in how intelligent and prudent it was when it was being dumb. It isnt trying super hard, as i found it. And the voice actors generally turned in very acceptable performances, selling the writing quite well.
  • Plagued by dicks == beset by boners?
  • beset by boners



    This is how I live and how I hope to die.
  • Surrounded by schlong? Corralled by cock?
  • Swarmed by scrote. Entangled by erections. Put upon by packages.

    Anyway yeah Saints row. Proper good game that.
  • Any possibility of getting further Boss Doors episodes of you two playing co-op in SR3? I really enjoyed this episode, and would love to see additional golf cart carnage.

    I don't have any further footage to edit, but we've got like 10+ hours of us doing it on twitch.tv that you can either watch uncut, or someone can cut the funny parts out of.
  • Pummled by priapisms?

    Edit: Also Ive watched a decent amount of those streams. Pro tip, skip the parts where they have to do any sort of escort missions. Even though it is fun to hear them yell at pierce.
  • We beat the game last night. If you hate the escort missions, you may want to skip that one. :D
  • How'd you finish it? What choice?
  • Both. We did Shaundi first.
  • Plagued by dicks == beset by boners?



    (Exit stage left, pursued by a boner)
  • I would watch Sasha Grey in a stage version of A Winter's Tale.
  • And I'd watch Keanu Reeves playing the lead in King Lear, but if wishes were horses...

    I forget how the saying ends. ...then we'd all be bronies?
  • I saw sasha grey do a modern interpretation of the king and i.though they took liberties with the script. And their clothes. And each other.
  • but if wishes were horses...



    Beggars might ride.
  • You are the best human.
  • This was my first gif. You know that episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns tries to make his own coffee and there's just a bunch of coffee beans and scrapped attempts all over the floor? Well, that's my desktop right now. And if anyone knows what part of the stream Dave and Graz get catapulted off of their motorcycle while going 2 mph, then that would be super.
  • Photobucket

    Aww yeah! I found it!