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Hey Jerks.
I know there's a thread for this already, but that thread is bloated and disgusting like that fat vampire in Blade one that they used the ultraviolet light on. So here's a new thread, we need anime suggestions.
BUT.
We need only TOTALLY RETARDED anime suggestions. We don't need crap like Kanon, we need stuff like Baoh, Angel Cop, MD Geist, the true power. If we haven't seen one of these shows, and you are aware of it, tell us! This is your chance to help us, which in turn helps you! Help you help yourself! -
I second Mad Bull. You still owe us a poison episode too. Me thinks thou shalt double it up and get thine over with.
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Hare and Guu is TOTALLY RETARDED. It's about a boy and a girl on an island, and the girl is an alien or something that does forced, "wacky" shit. At first I had it confused with Keely and Du, a play about the wonders of abortion. I would have preferred the abortion.
Maburaho is TOTALLY RETARDED. "Americans rike Harry Potter. And...boobies."
Ninja Nonsense is TOTALLY RETARDED. (See above, but replace "Harry Potter" with ninjas)
Grey: Digital Target is...kinda cool, actually, but cool in the RETARDED 80's way.
Blue Seed 9 is also RETARDED, although I haven't seen enough to confidently state that its retardation is TOTAL. -
I still suggest the completely mediocre 1999 Cybuster anime, but you could always just look at Manga Entertainment's wikipedia entry, some titles of note are Tokko, Vampire Wars, and Zeorymer.
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I remember Gunbuster 2 being pretty stupid, also Gainax, so that might be a candidate.
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[quote="Dreg"]Hare and Guu is TOTALLY RETARDED. It's about a boy and a girl on an island, and the girl is an alien or something that does forced, "wacky" shit. At first I had it confused with Keely and Du, a play about the wonders of abortion. I would have preferred the abortion.
I think I've seen part of that show, is it the one where the mom always wears a leopard bikini and is constantly drunk and there's an entire episode devoted to the chest hair of the chief of their village?
I have no idea why I watched that. It was TOTALLY RETARDED.
OH wait!
And does the alien girl eat her classmates and the boy has to keep scolding her so she throws them up? I think I remember that... -
[quote="grumps"][quote="Dreg"]Hare and Guu is TOTALLY RETARDED. It's about a boy and a girl on an island, and the girl is an alien or something that does forced, "wacky" shit. At first I had it confused with Keely and Du, a play about the wonders of abortion. I would have preferred the abortion.
I think I've seen part of that show, is it the one where the mom always wears a leopard bikini and is constantly drunk and there's an entire episode devoted to the chest hair of the chief of their village?
I have no idea why I watched that. It was TOTALLY RETARDED.
OH wait!
And does the alien girl eat her classmates and the boy has to keep scolding her so she throws them up? I think I remember that...
Yes. And the boy's illegitimate father is the school doctor and also possibly a pedophile. WE ARE TALKING TARDCORE. Not the gentle-hearted, amiable retardation of Corky from Life Goes On, but the sinister, cold-blooded retardation of Adrian Brody from M. Night Shyamalan's masterwork, The Village. -
[quote="CursingL"]Lone Wolf and Cub not the american crap that is the american Lone Wolf and Cub called Shogun Assassin.
You're dumb. Shogun Assassin is bad ass. -
[quote="karaokeninja"][quote="CursingL"]Lone Wolf and Cub not the american crap that is the american Lone Wolf and Cub called Shogun Assassin.
You're dumb. Shogun Assassin is bad ass.
Have you seen or read the manga Lone Wolf and Cub? If you did you would see how awful Shogun Assassin is. "You need to see the original before you watch a remake!" is what my Dad and I say every time they make a remake or a dub. Also you don't call people dumb when you don't see eye to eye, its not rude it just doesn't make any sense. -
I'll second the Grey: Digital Target nomination. I think you guys would have fun with that.
Also, since you've set a precedent by reviewing a couple live action films, how about the mecha 'classic' Gunhead? It's multi-lingually retarded.
EDIT: OMG! Goku: Midnight Eye! How have you guys not done that one yet? It's got the combined power of Kawajiri and the guy who wrote Cobra. Good call, eva. -
Sakigake!! Otokujuku
Devilman
Violence Jack
Golden Boy
Goku: Midnight Eye
90's Black Jack ova
Can't think of anything else. -
Ayane's High Kick' released in 1996 by CPM.
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[quote="CursingL"]Have you seen or read the manga Lone Wolf and Cub? If you did you would see how awful Shogun Assassin is. "You need to see the original before you watch a remake!" is what my Dad and I say every time they make a remake or a dub. Also you don't call people dumb when you don't see eye to eye, its not rude it just doesn't make any sense.
Uhm, do you realize what forum this is? -
I think you guys should do Dagger of Kamui, the ninja movie where a ninja goes to America and hangs out with Mark Twain.
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[quote="exagenous"]Crying Freeman if you can find it
Hear, hear. This was one of my least-favorites from back in the 90's--horribly
overrated and ridiculous in the extreme. Our boys here, subjected to plenty of
male and female nudity, should be incensed to riot levels (or hopefully
Yotoden levels) making it a great show--or series of shows! You have to
watch more than one volume, since the idiocy of removing the reason for
calling it Crying Freeman in the first show and still continuing it will only do
more to fuel the fires of rage against it. -
Isn't Roots Search usually held up to be the paragon of terrible, terrible anime? Even in the company of such fine titles as Angel Cop, Dog Soldier, MD Geist, and Crystal Triangle?
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You guys did Angel Cop, now you must finish Mad Bull and complete the "Manga Video Trilogy of Suck" with Go Nagai's Violence Jack, container of such fine lines as:
"Sit on this, you dyke!" (said by a mohawked goon after giving a woman the finger)
and
"Call me Jack. Violence Jack!"
[quote="exagenous"]Crying Freeman if you can find it
I finally saw the Christof Gans/Mark Dacascos live action Crying Freeman yesterday, and it was totally awesome, and only cut/changed a few details from the manga (mostly for time and to make it a self-contained story) . However I assume you mean the anime OVAs which I hear are complete garbage.
Also for an original request in this thread, BASTARD!! has a funny name, is only a couple episodes long, and is about a wizard in the kingdom of Metallica fighting the evil demon Anthrax (the names are all changed in the dub, of course). -
[quote="Dreg"]Hare and Guu is TOTALLY RETARDED. It's about a boy and a girl on an island, and the girl is an alien or something that does forced, "wacky" shit. At first I had it confused with Keely and Du, a play about the wonders of abortion. I would have preferred the abortion.
Maburaho is TOTALLY RETARDED. "Americans rike Harry Potter. And...boobies."
Ninja Nonsense is TOTALLY RETARDED. (See above, but replace "Harry Potter" with ninjas)
Grey: Digital Target is...kinda cool, actually, but cool in the RETARDED 80's way.
Blue Seed 9 is also RETARDED, although I haven't seen enough to confidently state that its retardation is TOTAL.
Maburaho and Ninja Nonsense aren't really fun retarded though, they are just boring retarded.
My Suggestions:
Girls Bravo!
UFO Valkyrie Maiden
Hanaukyo Maid Team
Papuwa (I sent it to you dicks)
He is My Master (actually pretty funny through all the shit)
...there are more, I like terrible anime.
Edit:
Tokko -
I suggested this in the old thread, Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gautaman. I still can't make myself sit down and watch it.
I second karaokeninja's suggestion of Daggar of Kamui. Especially if you can find the dub, since it was in B.A.D. I think the dub was called Blade of Kamui?
Amon the Apocalypse of Devilman would produce a very fucked up review.
Space Adventure Cobra, any of the series. -
Yeah the VHS dub is Blade of Kamui.
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[quote="Dave"]Dagger of Kamui is up on my list, if I can find it. Unfortunately, english dubs are very hard to find on the interbutts, as are their VHS counterparts in the real world (and dealing with VHS is unwieldy).
You can easily get the VHS off ebay. That's how I got it. -
VIOLENCE JACK
"Goddammit where the hell is Jack, that fucking chicken shit, fuck it fuck it shit fuck it shit." -
HOLY SHIT! Was browsing the bargain bin and I found this little treat that might just be the most awesome thing to review every. YOU CAN INTERACT WITH IT OMGFTW!
http://www.rightstuf.com/1-800-338-6827 ... /4/0/-2334 -
[quote="Dreg"]Grey: Digital Target is...kinda cool, actually, but cool in the RETARDED 80's way.
If D&J were into stuff like Baoh and Cyber City and Angel Cop, then "Grey Digital Target" is EXACTLY what they're looking for.
Also, "Oz". -
I'd like to third the Dagger of Kamui nomination (I was actually going to suggest it myself, but Jeremy beat me to it) and I'd like to up the Rintaro ante just a bit by also suggesting Harmaggedon, aka "The Great War Against Genma". It has psychic robots and Skate from Streets of Rage 2 in it.
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We already did "Harmagedon", and in my opinion it wouldn't really fit D&J's established niche. It's a decent older anime, but it isn't TOTALLY RETARDED.
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It's a decent older anime, but it isn't TOTALLY RETARDED.
I dunno, mang. I watched over an hour of it just last night and I saw quite a lot of retarded things going on...I think they could get a solid podcast out of it. -
[quote="Gokiburi_Chachacha"]I watched over an hour of it just last night and I saw quite a lot of retarded things going on...knin and I watched all of it and did a podcast about it. Believe me when I say that on the general scale of retardation, Harmagedon gets maybe a "dur?" Compare Angel Cop, which gets a "WHUURRRRRHHHUUUUUHHH!!!"
I mean, remember that this is a relative scale. Harmagedon's black rollerskating psychic teenage kid is indeed some crazy shit, but it just doesn't stack up. -
Oh, I love Dagger of Kamui. It's still retarded, though. Some sweet ass ninja scenes for sure!
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Dagger of Kamui is the one with the ninja kid who wanders around, meets someone, and then is immediately traumatized by their death, and then wanders around until he finds someone else?
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No not really, it's more like Ninjas in random places they don't belong.
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I hear Getter Robo Go is pretty fucking retarded so maybe you should check that out or do a show about it.
