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  • BrokenMagnumBrokenMagnum
    I feel like ranting about the things I hate today, and of those Toffee is what I hate the most vehemently. Such an inedible abomination can't not be a blight upon society for its existence. I am unable to understand how ANYONE could possibly enjoy it for it is the most insulting of culinary treats. It is not suited for chewing yet is also not fit for sucking. I just despise toffee to the point of befouling the people who enjoy it "taste".
  • Sony_CEOSony_CEO
    I hate Geek Squad
  • exagenousexagenous
    I hate people who hate toffee
  • Sony_CEOSony_CEO
    I hate people who post pictures on forums that reference nasty sexual activites in an even more disgusting manner.

    Ex.
    http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/52479-1/Two_in_goo_poo_fist.jpg

    Also, I hate Jersey.......and white people.
  • exagenousexagenous
    Ha, but you just reposted it. So you hate me and you hate yourself.
  • Sony_CEOSony_CEO
    It's ok.
    I've hated myself for years.
  • GrazGraz
    [quote="BrokenMagnum"]I feel like ranting about the things I hate today, and of those Toffee is what I hate the most vehemently. Such an inedible abomination can't not be a blight upon society for its existence. I am unable to understand how ANYONE could possibly enjoy it for it is the most insulting of culinary treats. It is not suited for chewing yet is also not fit for sucking. I just despise toffee to the point of befouling the people who enjoy it "taste".
    Why don't you throw some toffee at the wall then ask your mom to clean it up? That seems to make you feel better. Or throw a person who likes it at the wall and ask your mom to bury the body, that might work too.
  • DregDreg
    [quote="grumps"][quote="BrokenMagnum"]I feel like ranting about the things I hate today, and of those Toffee is what I hate the most vehemently. Such an inedible abomination can't not be a blight upon society for its existence. I am unable to understand how ANYONE could possibly enjoy it for it is the most insulting of culinary treats. It is not suited for chewing yet is also not fit for sucking. I just despise toffee to the point of befouling the people who enjoy it "taste".
    Why don't you throw some toffee at the wall then ask your mom to clean it up? That seems to make you feel better. Or throw a person who likes it at the wall and ask your mom to bury the body, that might work too.

    Or throw it into the sun and then get sick and have the whole world slurp on you until the end credits because you're Superman.
  • exagenousexagenous
    [quote="grumps"]Why don't you throw some toffee at the wall then ask your mom to clean it up? That seems to make you feel better. Or throw a person who likes it at the wall and ask your mom to bury the body, that might work too.

    You deserve one internets for this wonderful piece of business.
  • FeddyFeddy
    I hate this thread!

    ironic?
  • superdeformed
    I hate that you hate this thread.

    Spoiler:
    I hate irony.
  • Lucky
    I hate excessively negative people who dwell in the things that bother them instead of the things they actually like.
  • GrazGraz
    [quote="Lucky"]I hate excessively negative people who dwell in the things that bother them instead of the things they actually like.
    Why would you come here? Do you also hate not torturing yourself?
  • DregDreg
    But preachiness and torture are what America's all about! Our national coat of arms features Pat Robertson wielding a cat o' nine tails
  • borritobanditoborritobandito
    http://asset.soup.io/asset/0314/0440_999f_500.gif
  • quartearsquartears
    I hate people who hate kittens.
  • Lucky
    [quote="grumps"][quote="Lucky"]I hate excessively negative people who dwell in the things that bother them instead of the things they actually like.
    Why would you come here? Do you also hate not torturing yourself?

    I do actually, so this thread is actually working out perfectly for me! :D
  • chronocross_xpchronocross_xp
    I hate it when the dvd that I a sent for an amazon purchase on monday is still inside my computer :x
  • karaokeninjakaraokeninja
    [quote="chronocross_xp"]I hate it when the dvd that I a sent for an amazon purchase on monday is still inside my computer :x

    Huh?
  • chronocross_xpchronocross_xp
    [quote="karaokeninja"][quote="chronocross_xp"]I hate it when the dvd that I a sent for an amazon purchase on monday is still inside my computer :x

    Huh?
    I forgot to put the dvd back inside its case, so I basically sent an empty dvd case :|
  • karaokeninjakaraokeninja
    [quote="chronocross_xp"][quote="karaokeninja"][quote="chronocross_xp"]I hate it when the dvd that I a sent for an amazon purchase on monday is still inside my computer :x

    Huh?
    I forgot to put the dvd back inside its case, so I basically sent an empty dvd case :|

    Oh, OOPS.
  • RhoeRhoe
    I hate potatoes. Which, as an englishman, severely limits the english dishes I'll eat. We completely overuse those horrible little bastards.

    Chow Mein needs to hurry up and replace potatoes as the big side on our meals.
  • Sony_CEOSony_CEO
    I hate newcomers who log on and post a trillion comments to old threads whom nobody gives a crap about anymore

    Welcome by the way :wink:
  • ThoughtbirdThoughtbird
    http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k10/CityInTheClouds/Los%20Havros/what-really-grinds-my-gears.png
  • RhoeRhoe
    [quote="Sony_CEO"]I hate newcomers who log on and post a trillion comments to old threads whom nobody gives a crap about anymore

    Welcome by the way :wink:

    Yeah. Pricks.

    In his defence, where else is he gonna post. He has no clue what the norm is with these things. Seriously though, fuck that guy
  • Floppington
    We hate it when our friends become successful

    And if they're No Doubt, that makes it even worse
  • DaveDave
    You know Gwen Stefani????
  • SundanceShot
    I hate when I take out a usb stick out of the port, I pull it just hard enough for it to break and the little port on the stick is jammed inside the port on my computer.
  • Sony_CEOSony_CEO
    I hate it when my microphone setting on my desktop gets turned on automatically for no reason and suddenly a high pitched frequency sounds out from my speakers because I have the volume slightly high, making my ears bleed a little :shock:
  • chronocross_xpchronocross_xp
    [quote="Floppington"]We hate it when our friends become successful

    And if they're No Doubt, that makes it even worse
    Be happy for your friends. :?
  • RhoeRhoe
    I hate it when the last person to drive my car, leaves it in gear. I turn on the engine....and have that small freak out as it lurches and shakes.
  • Floppington
    I hate when people don't know the song I'm referencing, oh well....
  • RailithRailith
    I hate spiders hanging out in my bathroom.
  • furyk
    I hate walking into a spider web when mowing the lawn.
  • RhoeRhoe
    I hate people who walk into a movie already hating it, and coming out with totally over the top criticisms about it.
  • superdeformed
    I hate the word DECADENT.
  • GrazGraz
    I hate the word fecund
  • BrokenMagnumBrokenMagnum
    I hate deaf people.
  • DaveDave
    I hate deaf people that get all uppity when they tell you they're deaf, but you couldn't have possibly known before hand!
  • SquirrelSquirrel
    I hate this thread.

    Is that how this works?
  • DregDreg
    I hate big butts. Truth be told, I prefer the smaller, tighter variety.
  • RhoeRhoe
    People who express the sentiment "You have freedom of speech, but you're not allowed to be offensive.", and similar.

    Fundamentally misunderstanding the idea of freedom.
  • DigitalguardianDigitalguardian
    Is that a joke?
  • The Last OtakuThe Last Otaku
    I hate when my games freeze and I haven't saved in awhile.
  • ThoughtbirdThoughtbird
    I hate creationists.
  • Sony_CEOSony_CEO
    I hate your face
  • kaazuwulfkaazuwulf
    [quote="eva091"]I hate creationists.

    I hate people who hate people based on their beliefs.
  • chronocross_xpchronocross_xp
    [quote="grumps"]I hate the word fecund
    Do you hate it because of the meaning or because of how it sounds?
  • Sony_CEOSony_CEO
    [quote="kaazuwulf"][quote="eva091"]I hate creationists.

    I hate people who hate people based on their beliefs.
    I hate witty comebacks
  • BrokenMagnumBrokenMagnum
    I hate Die Hard
  • Arrogance
    I hate traffic.
    I hate driving.
    I hate one-way streets.
    I hate two-lane streets.
    I hate going the speed limit.
    I hate people who go the speed limit.
    I hate people who don't signal before turning.
    I hate people who don't look before turning more.
    I hate people who text message while driving the most.
    I hate when there's more than two feet of space between two cars at a red light.
    I hate people who slow down while talking on their cell phones in the leftmost lane.
    I hate that using public transportation is actually more expensive than driving myself.
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