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  • A little warning would of been nice.
  • The spoiler tag IS the warning.
  • it should be a given that random is view at your own risk
  • Junk deserves just one or two words warning, in addition to the spoiler tags. Maybe its just that my horrible meter is just skewed to be very much against surprise junk shots. I saw Waiting with a bunch of my friends when it came out and for two weeks after words playing penis showing game was a "fun" thing to do.

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  • [quote="God"]Junk deserves just one or two words warning, in addition to the spoiler tags.
    pussy
  • Give me some credit, I saw a gay/bestiality/necrophiliac/rape and that didn't bother me too much. But I do yield that I deserve the mental punishment of whatever I look at in a spoiler tag.
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  • Get ready for the most epic of epic fails

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  • NSFW (though the spoiler tags should really be enough)
    Spoiler:
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  • What the heck is that from ?

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  • Sleep tight

    Spoiler:
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  • Perhaps the antithesis of the "girl pillow"
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  • Florida...fast karate...poop? OH MY GOD!

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    "I <3 facebook like you <3 cock" lul
  • wow. i got nothing else other than wow.


    also, old people are awesome
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  • Hopefully Santa and his reindeer come and give me a personal visit.
  • A little humorous but definitely NSFW.

    What each sexual "base" means over the decades.

    Spoiler:
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  • That just made my day
  • Which is a nerdier Christmas joke: this, or

    "Q: Why do programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween? A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31."
  • The decimal one. Definitely that one.
  • Explain the 2nd one.
  • "DEC" = "decimal notation". 25 = two "ten" plus five "one".

    "OCT" = "octal notation". 31 = three "eight" plus one "one". 3x8 = 24 +1 = 25

    Octal notation is used by some computer-science things because it's "base eight", and there are eight bits in a byte. Octal directly states how many bytes and bits you have got (as opposed to decimal, where you have to divide by eight to see how many bytes.)
  • Definitley the 2nd one...


    Kind of depressing. I demand NASA start developing hover board technology since the space shuttle program is ending. I'm sure 5 billion dollars can get us hover technology in the next 5 years
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  • Bah. The Space Shuttle was a useless waste anyway. NASA was driving towards VTVL SSTO capsules as part of a space-based solar power plant, but when their funding got cut USAF took over the program and turned it into a SALT dodge. There's a damn good reason why the Space Shuttle design is perfectly suited for a quick-response Hexagon delivery...
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  • take it to the next level
  • [quote="RobotBastard"]Bah. The Space Shuttle was a useless waste anyway. NASA was driving towards VTVL SSTO capsules as part of a space-based solar power plant, but when their funding got cut USAF took over the program and turned it into a SALT dodge. There's a damn good reason why the Space Shuttle design is perfectly suited for a quick-response Hexagon delivery...

    Yo dog, do you think you could translate that into English? A salt dodge sounds like a move you would do while playing Burger Time.
  • NASA = National Aeronautics and Space Administration
    VTVL = Vertical Takeoff Vertical Landing
    SSTO = Single Stage-To-Orbit
    USAF = United States Air Force
    SALT = Strategic Arms Limitation Talks
    Wikipedia = a wonderful thing
  • Quick-response Hexagon delivery?
  • [quote="shaloop"]Quick-response Hexagon delivery?
    It has to do with how many milli-Cochrins the dilithium matrix needs to be kept at. Complicated stuff, but if you reverse the polarity it should make sense.

    I think, and I stress this is a conjecture, that he is referring to the carrying capacity of the shuttle as hexagons are really efficient containers in terms of conserving space and sturdiness.
  • According to Wikipedia HEXAGON is a military codename for a KH-9 recon satellite.
  • Dude, I don't come on here and throw out shit like PST and RGE and MCSA and FSCA and expect people to know what the hell I am talking about, nor do I expect people to spend half an hour on wikipedia decoding what I said. I knew one of those acronyms (NASA). The rest of that stuff is highly specialized and not something people hear every day. It's not like we were talking about the NES.
  • You don't know what the United States Air Force is? And you call yourself an American?
  • [quote="Digitalguardian"]You don't know what the United States Air Force is? And you call yourself an American?

    You spend your entire day fucking shit, don't you?
  • That's probably a good thing, actually, if you understood any of that without using Google I'd have had to make you eat a towel or something
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    Protectin your santus for the hollandaise.
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