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Horseshit. It's "targeted at conservative teens" the same way that Highlights For Children is targeted at children. The target market is conservative grandparents who want something to buy their teenage grandchild who, they fear, is being indoctrinated by school and TV into thinking it's okay to smoke marijuana cigarettes and get tattoos and marry the same gender.God said:New magazine targeted at conservative teens.
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Lol, good job Dave on making reddit users cry.
http://www.reddit.com/r/katawashoujo/comments/r7yv5/did_anyone_else_see_the_absolutely_horrible/ -
Yeah, that one was pretty boss.
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http://daveandjoel.com/vanilla/discussion/comment/141988#Comment_141988
Why is that a picture of Dave and not Graz?
Oh, you didn't make that. I see. -
http://www.metafilter.com/114216/Trouble-in-Ponydise
Please tell me that this is not part of Totally Taking My Little Pony Seriously As A Serious Thing That We Can Non-Ironically Enjoy. -
Damn, I am envious. I need to write something that pisses Reddit off. The best I've managed to accomplish was trashing the first two Death Note movies and instructing the angry fans to send all hate mail to Daryl Surat. (It actually worked.)
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God, that's hilarious. I'm now making it my life goal to write something that pisses off a bunch of self righteous kids.
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Wait, so did Dave do the Katawa Shojo review then? Kudos for making it that far, that game is boring as fuck (though I only played the demo way back when).
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If I can get on OtakuUSA somehow, I could write how great MD Geist is from now till I get fired from writing on OtakuUSA, which I can imagine might only last for one issue, if that.
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I think this is my favorite.
Internet Genius said:Dave said:...I find no value in these endless reams of text
I'm guessing he isn't into books then. Maybe he just likes manga because of all the pretty pictures?
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I like the comments that think it must be a publicity stunt because "NO ONE CAN NOT LIKE WHAT I LOVE"
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That was a pretty good article.
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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/03/27/china_female_taikonaut/
The Register said:The 15 female candidates for the [Chinese manned space mission] which were then whittled down to two had to be married and have given birth naturally, as this reportedly ensures they have the mental and physical fortitude to survive in space.
In fact, the women had to have flawless skin, as any scars run the risk of opening and bleeding in space, the report continued.
In addition, smelly girls need not apply – because the cramped conditions of the space craft would make the stench unbearable, Pang Zhihao, deputy editor-in-chief of Space International magazine, is quoted as saying.
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kaazuwulf said:
I liked the video they put in there also. And Cracked.com is a great way to waste 4 hours of your time before you knew what hit you:
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I was tempted to look at the comment section, but not even I hate myself that much.
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I'm...really not sure it's useful to take cherry-picked quotes from reddit and freerepublic as examples of what people actually think about any damn thing at all.
"These people on the discussion of Call Of Duty are all calling each other gay! CLEARLY this means that playing first-person-shooter games is associated with homosexuality in the modern American male psyche!" -
It's a joke site. Articles like that one are like The Daily Show only more crass.
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kaazuwulf said:
I was tempted to look at the comment section, but not even I hate myself that much.
You have to dig pretty deep to get some really good ones. I'm actually impressed at the relative civility and proper grammar usage. The high point is someone claiming the New World Order is out to suppress it's greatest enemy, the middle class white male. -
David Wong is pretty much the best writer Cracked has, Seanbaby being the second; he writes the best book too, John Dies At The End is the only legitimately scary novel I've ever read.
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I loved John Dies at the End. First part of the book kinda dragged a little, but the plot twist right at the end of part 1 was one of the best I've ever seen. I already per-ordered 'This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It', can't wait till it comes out.
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Ditto, gonna pre-order that pretty soon, October cannot come soon enough.
Also, holy shit this gonna be great.
I love how they're hewing closer to the original Monkey Punch manga look with the character designs, and probably the tone too; makes for a nice change of pace. -
EDIT: Opps, wrong thread.
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I also hear the movie is legitimately amazing.
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^Yeah, whatever happened to that? I know it was on the festival circuit, but I haven't heard anything about a DVD/BluRay release anytime soon.
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Last I heard they where looking for a distributer or some shit like that.
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Well, I hope they get one; I wasn't really sure what to think of it when I watched the trailer, but hearing it's actually good is promising.
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2012/03/27/avengers-movie-soundtrack-to-be-best-selling-album-of-2001-mu/
Oh Christ, you have got to be kidding me; it's the Daredevil soundtrack all over again. Hell, they even have a Twitter now for coming up with track names at #avengerssoundtrack -
Congratulations?
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I have to hand it to their expressions, because they keep it real by not smiling about it.
But, it's not like they had a choice to be "black teens" to begin with. -
New product introduced to the NRA's online store.
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JeffersonPierce said:
...There is nothing gangsta about desire to stay warm on a cold night.
Well, I guess was wrong. -
I think the NRA is just trying to piss people off now.
They want people to come at them bro so they can finally have an excuse to kill someone. -
Now that, my good man, is a humorous list.
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I've done #6. It really messes with high school kids.
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Didn't read the synopsis but I've seen the movie. It's pretty terrible.
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Misogyny: The Movie
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"My friend and I have discovered a seemingly immortal person. I should put my dick in it!"
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I watched that movie on Netflix and my heart hurt for a week.
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My soul hurt just from reading the synopsis.
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Argh, that movie... Makes me want to rage all over again.
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Which came first, that movie or the scene from "Dead Island"?
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That movie, and it's worse. I seem to recall making a pact with a friend to warn each other about bad Netflix horror movies so we both don't suffer...didn't work out here.
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Banging corpses aside, that movie is so dull.
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That movie was dumb and boring. I want my time back.
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Gender Analyzer determines if blogs are written by a man or a woman.
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I tried One Pixel Jump out and it stated by 62 percent it was written by a woman. What do you think of those odds OnePixelJumpMan?
They pretty much nailed my blog being written by a dude.
