Tycho: They're reprehensible, they're fucking animals-- Gabe: Does that mean they can pick things up with their tail? Tycho: Exactly, it means they have a tail that can grasp and grip.
Just as we can depend upon Dave's misuse of the English language, we may also count on Tycho using it correctly, and Gabe not getting it.
yeah theres at least one of those moments in every PA podcast. I like it when Tycho uses a word and jsut tells Gabe um jsu tlook it up after were done I can't explain it to you!
I think the fun part is listening to Gabe go on completely nonsensical rants. Like, I Don't Want Nuts In My Candy, or People Who Back Into Parking Spaces.
edit: I like the part where you realize that they just Googled "fist bang". I mean, though, guys...is this, like, your first time on the Internet ever? You gotta know what kind of results you're going to get if you Google something like "fist bang". Anything involving "bang", really, is probably going to require careful vetting before you click a link.
[quote="RobotBastard"]I think the fun part is listening to Gabe go on completely nonsensical rants. Like, I Don't Want Nuts In My Candy, or People Who Back Into Parking Spaces.
That rant about backing into parking spaces really justifies that guy taking meds for his crazy.
I don't get the whole 'saving time' part of his parking rant anyway, I thought the point was that it's easier to see when you're leaving, so as to avoid pedestrians and other idiot drivers.
I do think I'm superior to people who back out, though.
that parking spaces thing was pretty funny, my roomate started yelling at me because he totally agreed with him and accused me of being someone who does shit like that. I started making the argument that it saves time AND its safer. backing out is more dangerous than backing in. Also, i am a better driver than you.
I'm disturbed by how much Gabe crazy I have. People backing into parking spaces are jackasses. I am comforted by seeing my neighbors watching Jeopardy. FUCK NUTS IN CANDY BARS! I'm not crazy about the butt of food, but I do tear the end off a hot dog bun if there's no hot dog reaching it.
Even if Gabe doesn't recognize the word, he's at least quick to find a similar word and throw the definition at Tycho.
Tycho: "(blah blah) I don't want people to know how often I think about word origins, and etymologies, and spurious etymologies." Gabe: "So... you like insects."
The pancakes part was the first thing I heard about it, and it got me to listen ... but, can you really call it a podcast? They talk to one another, not any sort of audience, and it's just called "Downloadable content." The title of this thread gives it MORE of a title than it has.
[quote="MitchyD"]I think the idea that they're NOT speaking to me is the best part. They're just talkin' it up.This is also why I like listening to "Fast Karate". I don't even care if they talk about anything; it's like hearing the DJ and his sidekick on some morning radio show.
I certainly enjoy the whole format (lack thereof?) quite a bit as well! Though, RobotBastard ... usually the morning show radio folks ARE talking directly to the audience.
Podcast is a term someone made up for syndicated mp3 feed, I don't think it necessarily connotes a "show" that has a schedule, structure, and so forth. And even if it did, I'm not really interested in debating the true meaning of a term so retarded.
[quote="MCBurnett"]I dated a girl who never let her bare feet touch the floor. Ever. She was a hot mess, let me tell you.
In conclusion, I am in love with Gabe.
Me too! Crazy neurotic rants, hating people for no reason, hating people for no reason but feeling totally justified based on irrational paranoid intuition, now there is a man after my own heart.
[quote="grumps"][quote="MCBurnett"]I dated a girl who never let her bare feet touch the floor. Ever. She was a hot mess, let me tell you.
In conclusion, I am in love with Gabe.
Me too! Crazy neurotic rants, hating people for no reason, hating people for no reason but feeling totally justified based on irrational paranoid intuition, now there is a man after my own heart.
For a second, I was like, whoa, you dated Katie too?
Nurse sharks have a deceptively docile reputation. I think they're actually the number one shark bite related injury here in Florida, although that's mostly because people mess with them because they don't think they're dangerous. I remember one case of a teenage boy getting bit in the chest after he was grabbing onto a nurse shark's tale; they had to lop the shark's head off, and even then it wouldn't let go. He was carted off to the hospital for surgery with a shark head attached to his chest.
Katherine used to tell me how the jacks in the aquarium were capable of biting through the chainmail. I'm actually glad she's in law school now, where the only sharks are metaphorical, and that she still has all her fingers.
It's a pity we don't have a photo of her being dragged around the tank by the Goliath grouper. I heard that really freaked out the audience.
Nice! Yeah like I implied sharks scare the shit out of me, I remember seeing a black tipped reef shark, and it looked small, in Hawaii and being semi terrified and swimming back to shore.
I have to admit that I'm amused by the severed half-head on the truck's hood. The guy just looks so surprised...like he's still not entirely understanding the situation here.