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Anti-future comic (tm)teh uber lolz!My geek organ has been stimulated!
Gun technologySeriously, have you read gun magazine's lately? They have guns now that literally massage your balls to enhance the redneck experience!Gun technology will never stagnate.
The thing would push through soft-tissue and expand on contact with harder materials like bone. And then there's the lead poisoning...Truly sexy.
I always have this image however of a man catching a musket ball in the face and it wrapping around his head...
Because of course gay married people who do a webcomic about robots are terrorists of the worst sort!
Seriously, Dave scares me just by existing.
Incidentally, who's to say Dave isn't the contrary one?
I do recall us getting into it over at the alpha-shade forums before he realized he's always wrong...
Podcasters talking about boobsDave. Dude. THEY SUCK!They're still gonna be talking about the boobs they see on their neighbors in the geriatric ward (all ten stretched-out feet of them) when you're bangin' starlets from all the fame Front Beat will bring you.
38-year old japanese virgins who live with their parentsJesus, Dave...Seriously, tell us how you really feel.
The picture which felates DaveI mean 'elates'.Which picture is this?
Handsome boy etc.You're right. No clue what you're talking about.
And is that really the right word for the situation? Desertion? The act of deserting or being deserted?
GirlsDo. Not. Get. Me. Started. I'm pretending to be anything other than the misogynist we all know I am on account of being lonely (and horny enough to kill bull-elephants from the excess hormones excreted in my sweat) and wanting something warm, soft, female (and horny enough to etc.) to share my bed.If you give me a relapse I'll be screwed for another 3 years.
CloserAre we talking the old-school hole in the desert in Star Wars or the one in the remake when the alien mouth thing comes out of it?Because given the choice, I think I'd take the old one.
She never changes the tape, never even makes an effort to perhaps knock some of the accrued grime off.Now, after many years of this, always with the same tape, she chews it up and swallows it, and then attempts to kiss you.
Last but not least, propers to Dave for the bitchin' forum title with which I have been blessed.
You're gonna hate this week's. All we DO is babble.
You are scary.
[quote="Nataraja"]Seriously, Dave scares me just by existing.
I don't remember always being wrong.
Glad to knwo you have so much confidence in the product! Yeah, I'm sure I've had more sex than the whole of them combined, not to mention I only weigh half as much as ONE of them... but I just have this extreme character flaw. I can't STAND people not liking me, even people I vitrulently -hate-. It's weird, but it's just what I do.
...do I need to work on my diction!
But you'll cry yourself to sleep at night. Better to just be nice and win in the end?
I'm not gonna say who this is, because there's a chance that this person's friend might read this and then reveal that we were ridiculing her. This is fine, and I'm not scared of reprisal, but I spend a good deal of time with this OTHER person and it would make things rather uncomfortable.Basically it's a really fat annoying bitch that was being really fat loud and annoying, and Joel likened her to Jabba the Hut's big hole in the desert (the Skarlax or something?) which had me rolling on the floor LIKE THE DICKENS. God, good stuff!