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The "I feel awesome today" thread.
  • borritobanditoborritobandito
    Basically. That or mana clash+krark's thumb combo. Ideally all three.
  • kaazuwulfkaazuwulf
    Meeting up later this week with a friend who I haven't seen in a few months. Spent a good portion of this afternoon trying to figure out the best cookies to make for her (I randomly make baked goods for friends just because I can). I have it narrowed down to 3 possible recipes.
  • A_Tasty_SubA_Tasty_Sub
    Awesome. I lost a game yesterday due to Planar Chaos sticking around for 3 turns. I couldn't even be mad about losing like that.
  • GetterGetter
    I started going through my physical copies of PC games to see what CD keys work with Steam. I entered the key for Supreme Commander and Steam gave me the expansion along with it.
  • BrokenMagnumBrokenMagnum
    I recently won my first game of 4-player FFA Commander, it felt really good.
  • CreatyCreaty
    Nutter Butters on special in my local market, bought 48 packs :).
    But already ate 24 :(.
  • JonBresciaJonBrescia
    Holy christ.
  • DaveDave
    Don't bother responding to him, he's already in a diabetic coma.
  • w3a2w3a2
    What are nutter butters.

    Edit: I just looked them up and wow.
  • JonBresciaJonBrescia
    Holy christ.
  • xenomousexenomouse
    I have a sympathetic stomach ache.
  • furyk
    As someone on a super diet that sounds gross (but secretly delicious).
  • matatatmatatat
    He must be really high, that's the only way this can be justified.
  • RobotBastardRobotBastard
    Actually, I could see that. I'm a big fan of Nutter Butters.

    They actually saved my life once. It used to be that you couldn't detach your insulin pump when you went swimming or in the shower, so you had to take out the little insulin reservoir. I managed to get that wedged between my leg and my stomach, and gave myself like 50 units of insulin in one go (if I ate half a pizza I'd take like 16). I got to eat a whole family-size package of Nutter Butters that day. It was awesome.
  • CreatyCreaty
    If something were to happen to me my family has a case for entrapment since they make it so you HAVE to buy 24 packs at a time.
    If you buy 12 they give you another 12 for FREE, how can you pass that up.
  • DaveDave
    It would be a crime to do so.
  • GodGod
    Nutter Butters are OK I guess, but in most situations where they are offered you also have an option of Oreos or Chips Ahoy. Thus making the Nutter Butters be the second bridesmaid.
  • CreatyCreaty
    That is one argument that you can't hope to win.
  • GodGod
    If it's an argument as to what is the best American store cookie, then yes it is an argument that can be and has already been won.

    The Oreo is the pinnacle of American innovation. It is a chocolate wonder that deserves to golden idol built in its imagine and worshiped. It's a perfect thing.
  • CreatyCreaty
    I know not to feed the troll but what the heck,

    While the Oreo is a solid cookie that unfortunately turns your teeth black when you eat them, it's simply missing the one thing that makes the Nutter Butter superior FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER.
  • w3a2w3a2
    Ok a friend of ours gave us 2 bags of cookies, one being honey (and maybe ginger, they are soft like ginger bread) and the other being chocolate chip. Which are amazing.

    Unfortunately this happens the same day I get the "oh by the way, remember when you saw old photos of yourself and how fat you looked and you said if I start getting chubby with man boobs again to let me know. Well that day has come" discussion.

    So I had one of each.
  • w3a2w3a2
    FOUR DIFFERENT KINDS OF CHOCOLATE
  • kaazuwulfkaazuwulf
    For the first time in my life I am wearing a medium shirt. I feel like a total bad-ass.
  • w3a2w3a2
    Upgrade or downgrade?

    I'm wearing skinny jeans for the first time.
  • kaazuwulfkaazuwulf
    Downgrade. Two years ago I was wearing XL shirts. Now near all my clothes are to big for me, so I have to do a good deal of clothes shopping this fall.
  • davedave24davedave24
    Creaty said:


    While the Oreo is a solid cookie that unfortunately turns your teeth black when you eat them, it's simply missing the one thing that makes the Nutter Butter superior FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER.


    I enjoy Golden Oreos and their lack of teeth-blackening action.
  • w3a2w3a2
    Started part time teaching at a college last night. Aside from the dullness and the late night home it went ok, plus the money was 50% more than I expected.
  • The Last OtakuThe Last Otaku
    Bachelor party in an hour or so.
  • GetterGetter
    YAY! I got my first job!
  • SquirrelSquirrel
    YAY!
  • exagenousexagenous
    what do?
  • DigitalguardianDigitalguardian
    YAY!!!
  • GetterGetter
    School bookstore. It's only a temporary job, but still yay.
  • karaokeninjakaraokeninja
    I was going to say, "Yay!" but I worked at the school bookstore at the college I went to. I feel nothing but pity for you.
  • GetterGetter
    I think they said they are expecting around 40,000 customers in the first week, so it'll likely be rough.
  • DigitalguardianDigitalguardian
    Save that grip, you fuckin' need it.
  • karaokeninjakaraokeninja
    Try not to freak out when someone pukes in the aisles. It'll happen, trust me.
  • DigitalguardianDigitalguardian
    His dog farted into his mouth. I think he's good.
  • w3a2w3a2
    Congrats on the job
  • RobotBastardRobotBastard
    Welcome to the Avengers, Getter! Hope you survive the experience!
  • exagenousexagenous
    I hope they can survive him.
  • DaveDave
    Don't talk about inside-out hyena dicks while you're ringing up someone's textbooks.
  • GetterGetter
    What if the person is buying a zoology book?
  • GrazGraz
    Refrain.
  • GetterGetter
    I'm edgy and rebellious, you can't stop me.
  • The Last OtakuThe Last Otaku
    Old friends wedding tomorrow. Open bar at the reception. Yessssssss.
  • AgentDarkbootyAgentDarkbooty
    Old as in known for a long time, or as in recounts when he stormed the beaches of Normandy?
  • The Last OtakuThe Last Otaku
    Haha, not an old man, just know him for a long time. I'm 23 now, probably known him since I was 8 or 9.
  • chronocross_xpchronocross_xp
    I can swim 700m nonstop :D
    I will try to go for 1000m today
  • w3a2w3a2
    Found stove top coffee maker "moka" whilst unpacking. Coffee Crisis 2012 averted.
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