You know why you work for tips bitch?

"Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth." I made the "sick burn!" face.

Oh god, I was dying laughing when she went, "You're Jewish!" And he went, "Nothin' gets past you lady! Especially carbohydrates!"

Marksmanship is the most prized of traits in a statesman, as it was in our brave founding father, Aaron Burr. Do you want a congressman who will let tomatoes run rampant over our beautiful country, or a man who has a strong record of staying the course when it comes to blowing them up with a shotgun?

Vote Joe the Plumber, because any mitigation of the free flow of firearms equals Hitler.

I agree wholly with that observation.

I've been watching videos by this guy for the past hour. He's super smart. I think.



http://bigthink.com/michiokaku

Animated Charles Barkley goes BERSERK

I love Regular Show. That video is awesome.

If the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon versus rpg, from here: http://boingboing.net/2012/06/23/if-dungeons-and-dragons-cartoo.html

They're coming out with a New JoJo's fighting game!

I would think the Japanese would be the least plussed people to see a random ass camera going around. Guess I'm wrong about that. Must be a Thursday.

Why are you so close minded, Dave?

^^That was super plussed and informative.

Dave said:

AgentDarkbooty said:

plussed

(not a word)

Did you get an A on the test? Yeah, I totally A plussed it!

Next you're going to say that minussed isn't a word either.

Those sort of mashups always fill me with an unrelenting sense of optimism. :D