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  • Tiger-bunny: a wise choice for an avatar Tasty_Sub.
  • Hi, Im Sergei. Im a big fan of Fast Karate (I dont know why, the show is crazy. I mean its two guys making fun of video games and anime. But for some unknown reason, I love the show). Im a University of Arizona Graphic Design student. Yeah, I dunno what else. I saw the forum, and I decided to go for a closer look, in my black magic (MmmmmmMMmmmm) Rotorless flying machine.
  • I also, You guys really hurt my soul when you talked about season 8 of 24. There was a lot of hate against russians. Even THOUGH they turned out to be patsies, and not really trying to destroy america. It was all notiranians the entire time.
  • Tiger-bunny: a wise choice for an avatar Tasty_Sub.



    Why thank you sir
  • Hello! Niall here, degenerate Irishman and longtime listener of Fast Karate. The podcast makes my incredibly tedious workday just about bearable (beer and videogames when I get home finishes the job). After hearing the praise heaped upon the community here I thought it in my best interest to join up. I enjoy good anime, foozeball and discussing whether it would be better to be Freddie Mercury for a day or David Bowie for a week. Hope to have a great time here!
  • If I choose Bowie do I get his shape shifting abilities?
  • Niall said:

    After hearing the praise heaped upon the community here I thought it in my best interest to join up.

    Wait.

    Wait.

    I think you may have been sold a bill of goods.
  • kaazuwulf said:

    If I choose Bowie do I get his shape shifting abilities?



    Well yeah, sure, maybe, but if we're gonna make this a choice between their fictional personas one has to think would they rather be the Freddie Mercury from Cromartie High School or Venture Brothers David Bowie. Truly no man can decide...

    @xenomouse: They got me again!
  • p.s. - don't hurt yourself on that link.
  • Too late old friend. Toooooo late....
  • We pride our selves on that thread. We really shouldn't, but we are horrible people.
  • It at least made me happy to not be one of those people
  • Well, been meaning to do this for a while. I guess six months, and twice through the all the episodes is enough procrastination. I'm a desert dweller, or what Bill Hicks would call a "lizard" - name of Jeremy. I would point out that I'm an obnoxious fuck, but I think being a member of the forum already speaks to that. I would also say I like the podcast, but seeing as its entertainment value tipped my decision to finally ditch cable that wouldn't be doing it justice. Oh what the hell. I like the podcast.
  • Hey all, I've been lurking around here for a while, watching the convos, trying to get a feel for everything. I've figured its about time I introduce myself. I discovered the podcast in this order:

    awo---->greatest movie ever--->fast karate

    favorite games: Ico, Shadow of the Collossus, Shinobi (PS2) (best action game ever made imho)
    music: experimental mostly, nurse with wound, negativland, pere ubu, frog eyes, just to name a few...
  • Yo and yo!
  • lasaiss said:

    Shinobi (PS2) (best action game ever made in everybody's opinion)



    Well said.
  • You can't be Jeremy. I'm Jeremy! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
  • Two Jeremy enter.

    One Jeremy leave.
  • Can it be the one that's not knin?
  • Can you fuck off? Thanks.
  • Well I was pushing to be named Sho'nuff, but apparently a fetus can't speak so I ended up with no say in the matter. Stupid elitist birth process.
  • Ummm... well, uhh, hi guys... (wow tough crowd...)
    I'm a highschooler living in the horrible state of Connecticut. Except CTCon's nice.
    I've been listening for over a year now I guess, I don't really know how long it's been. I started off with podcasts listening to Geeknights and worked my way into Fast Karate through their recommendation. I am now an avid fan of both podcasts as well as AWO, the Ninja Consultants, and The Greatest Movie Ever. I might be consider obsessed... I am constantly listening to any one of these podcasts at any given point in time and I awkwardly laugh uncontrollably thanks to them.
    I also like video games and anime... not really thanks to Fast Karate but ya know...
    I dream to one day meet Dave and at least get to see what Joel looks like.
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    You are easy to please, new guy.
  • I am a man of simple pleasures.
    And that is quite an epic pic....
  • Hello Fast Karate Forum,
    Does listening to a podcast count as lurking? If so, then I've been lurking for at least four years.
    I'm the kind of guy that has Robocop and Chungking Express on the same shelf. I also have
    some unresolved issues with the Resident Evil franchise. Cheers.
  • Man that movie is pretty awesome! Who doesn't want to eat all those can pineapples with the expiration date that's your birthday?

    But seriously who wants to break up with Tony? He's a man's man!
  • hey my name is mamo, and i like the show cuz its funny and listening to it on the way to work makes my 1 hour drive more fun
    and tbh with my career in finance it gets hard to keep up with anime and games but this podcast keeps me from falling in the dark world of work work work .
    i own a ps3, wii and i borrowed my friend's box to play bastion recently cuz its awesome
  • Welcome my fellow commuting financier (not sure if that's even a word).
  • I believe the correct term is evil capitalist pig.
  • Yeah but if I said that we wouldn't have pet names for each other.
  • believe me kaazuwulf those are the kinds of people i get to work with -_- and you have to be like them in order to survive.
    but yeah enough complaining, so do any one play any fighter games ??
  • YES. SF3/4
  • names dan. was a fan of dave and joel for several years went through every ep of the podcast. trully love the show
  • Was? Uh-oh.

    Welcome.
  • i would love to play online if you like the joel
    i play on PStriple though :)
  • ohh snapps i meant i am a current fan
  • been listening and lerk'in for a long time, bored at work thought i would say hellO!
  • DON'T MAKE THEM FEEL WELCOMED!
  • i have gone the whole list of podcasts. once and now i am on my third play though. mainly while playing games and wow
  • Hello!! So I have been listening to Senor Dave and his beautiful wife Joel since 2008. This is about the same time I also started listening to GeekNights, and I have been active over there on their forums as some form of CaptainTim (currently I am OcaptainmycaptainTim). I decided that I since I am such a terrible, ugly, sad panda of a person it is not fair to force only Lady Rym and Mr. Scott to put up with me, and I should spend some time at other awesome forums. I was also inspired by Dave. See not many of you know this but over on GeekNights Dave likes to pretend he is a girl from Canada who likes M.D. Hoagies (which inspired my name here).

    Well let me tell you a bit about my pokeymans. I am 29 years old and I live in New Jersey. Morris County to be exact. I am a second shift manager of a deli in an organic food store. I like long walks on the beach, baby bombs, sangwiches and being most dangerous(Only after I wake up and have some breakfast, a good poop, do some reading, take a walk, stretch and maybe take a nap though. In the morning I am only somewhat kinda dangerous. I mean I won't kill you when I first wake up, but I am kinda cranky so I may knock over your juice. But I am a nice guy so I will then get you some paper towels and help you clean it up. However once the afternoon rolls around I am pretty dangerous. I will kill you, still I am a nice guy so I will make sure that I clean you up after you death poop yourself and put you in a nice suit and drop you off at your moms with a note saying Im sorry and I promise to never kill you again) I am also know to play the videah ghames. Sometimes I look like this. image

    My mom says if youse guys want youse can come over and we can play some videah ghames and she will make us sangwiches and chocolate peanut butter milkshakes. Also she says that youse guys are a very well behaved and handsome and could be a good influence on me. Please be my intranaut friends.
  • I see you've chosen your uke and seme.
  • I like you old skool forum guy, you are alright.
  • Where's Arnie?
  • In the chopper?
  • Watch this:


    Un-spoiler after done...
    Spoiler:
    Now look at new guy's user icon.
  • The big boy is gonna wash himself!