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Introduce Yourself!

edited March 2011 in Go Away Spammers
Don't be a butt! If you joined it must be because you wanted to post something!

So post something! Nobody here will bite you.

Though Skabs will cut you. He's crazy. I swear to god. He'll do it.
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  • I was wondering when a thread like this was going to show up.
  • Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicavolcanoconiosis.

    Indeed.
  • I'm new here.
    After I heard the Dino-Menace rant. I fell in love.
  • I am skabs.

    Im Crazy, and I will cut you. I swear to god I will do it.
  • ... but I'm certainly not a man of either wealth or taste. :D

    Who am I? Oh, I'm nohbody.

    And, of course, we all know, nohbody is perfect. :saucy:
  • i hear the Dredlord picks men up by their heads and crushes them like crumped up paper towels!!!
  • But if the Dredlord does such, how do any live to tell the tale?
  • "Nataraja" said:
    But if the Dredlord does such, how do any live to tell the tale?
    Oh Snap!
  • This is yet another denizen of the same island Blank and Nuncio are also living on. I've been signed up for a few weeks actually; I'm really just posting now to make it up to Blank for not staying awake during Hackers.
  • "Skabs" said:
    i hear the Dredlord picks men up by their heads and crushes them like crumped up paper towels!!!
    The Dredlord has joined us, out of the blue...

    Hmm...
  • Love the comic. Been busy, but the latest newspost pulled at the heart-strings, as it were. Just stopped in to say "OMGLUVTEHCOMIC!" or something to that degree. Hope things get better!
  • The dred lord is that moderating bastard, Dave. My name is Greg Guffanti! BA-KROOM!!!
  • Oh, and I love Ernesto Guevara
  • wher's my
    Spoiler:
    fuckin
    avatar Dave!?!

    Avatars are hosted on your own webspace, Ben
  • I haven't posted in a while but that was cold dude. I don't know where I found that cute little che. That picture is hard to come by you know.

    Spoiler:
    Damn
  • I just joined because I've been meaning to for the past two weeks.

    For those that know blank or visited the robot that can draw for me tread:
    I'm the mystery artist that gives blank so much trouble all the time. Not that I mean to mind you. Just that I'm really not that good and have my own little way of getting shit done. <img class=" title="Mr. Green" />
  • What a great comic, ive read and re-read the archives, and i sit with baited breath waiting for the next one...

    Keep up the excellent work guys!
    :D
  • "Burrell" said:
    [...]with baited breath[...]
    Dude, worms go on hooks, not in your mouth. :(

    Sorry, bated/baited is one of my pet peeves. Welcome to the forum. :)
  • Wait wasn't it with my finger on my mouse before or something, is there a notorious editing moderator at loose?
    Anyway welcome to the forums :D
  • 'lo all

    Allow me to introduce myself. It would be rude not to in a thread like this. I'm largopredator. That's my sly internet name to conceal my identity. So there's actually no point in this since it says so right over <- there, but one has to please the authorities. And Mozesh. Mostly Mozesh. Because that's why I'm REALLY here. The comic is awesome and I love the podcasts aswell as 24 to bits, but Mozesh raves about you guys all the time, so I had to jump aboard and experience it for myself.
    Spoiler:
    Actually, there might have been some threatening involved.

    So...sup?
  • "largopredator" said:
    but Mozesh raves
    It's true... :saucy:
    Anyway good to have ya largopredator, I'm sure you'll like it here.
  • Welcome fellow Holland-ite, hope you like it here! Feel free to post about whatever you want, whenever you want, as often as you want. We play it pretty fast and lose around here.

    As long as there's no porn or general grossity involved. :shock:

    You should also send us beer.
  • My name is specified, I've been sober for about 2 weeks now.
  • We should make a: "I'm retarded and I'll spam around on the internet on forums where people are not even interested..." forum.
  • I guess I'm leaving that one up, since you replied to it already. This is the third time they've done it today. :?
  • I think its funny that it says, "good stuff" at the beginning as if its really a reply and it all culminates with "buy levitra." Behold, the sleazy salesman script: it appears to be listening but is only waiting for the right moment to offer you per$cription drug$ at bargain price$!!!!!
  • Well, I installed a visual confirmation for guest posts to hopefully curb this. I don't like restricting how people post, which is why I didn't set it to require registration to post, but deleting these things five times a day is excessive. Hopefully having to type a couple extra letters to post won't dissaude any newcomers.
  • Well Dave you can leave it up but remove the content, so they won't gain any more linkage or whatever.
  • Picture recognition seems to be pretty standard on the intarweb, I doubt anyone will be turned away. And if someone is, well, I don't think I want to talk to someone who can't be bothered to figure out if that's a squigly 2 or the letter z.
  • "Mozesh" said:
    Well Dave you can leave it up but remove the content, so they won't gain any more linkage or whatever.
    I tried it, but apparently the bots don't care. I've seen them post the same message (from the same alias) twice in a row. Better safe than sorry, I guess.
    "The Joel" said:
    I doubt anyone will be turned away. And if someone is, well, I don't think I want to talk to someone who can't be bothered to figure out if that's a squigly 2 or the letter z.
    Probably true, but you never know. I think it's pretty silly to purposefully avoid registration on a forum anyway. Whenever I find a forum I want to post something on, even just once, I tend to register out of habit. Still, there ARE intelligent people out there that post as guests for whatever reason. They're in the minority, but they're there. And I hate to make it harder on them.

    But oh well, that's life.
  • I've already posted but ill give myself an intro. I'm related to the joel. in the past i was known to smack dave upside his fool head. regularly. lying ben knows this to be true but i will assume he couldn't convince anyone of that.
  • Wait a minute, Tall.....Hairy.......violent....abusive..related to joel? ITS LUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:



    Spoiler:
    "Yes, I've heard. He kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse."
  • Hi, I'm the karaoke ninja and I really like the podcast. Be sure to scream more about Getter Robo for me.
  • You Guys Rock My Socks And I Love You. But not Like That . Ive listened to all of your podcasts. Yes. I am Your new stalker. I Love Anime But You Have Awakened me to the hidden bullcrap that envelopes the entire illusionary escence(no spell check) of the animated entertainment which i once accepted as all equals until i was awakened to the light. sweet yo.
  • lolololololololo
  • I post here because there are others that can almost comprehend the unrivaled beauty of Getter Robo.
  • This website is now exclusively about Getter Robo.
  • I am pro the Getter Robo stance of this website as an off shoot of my Getter Robo worldview. What is a Getter Robo worldview? Well, take the middle east for instance. Getter Beam. Problem solved. Its a moral system based around the unrivaled power that Getter Robo possesses. Because its power is unrivaled, any action it takes are automatically moral, or rather, its decisions are beyond moral because they cannot be compromised. There is nothing it can do that would be considered immoral.

    The ramifications of this are that I live a totally awesome life dictated by the movement of high karate.

    If this doesn't make sense, good. That's the underpinning of Getter Robo. Turn off your brain and let the karate guide you.

    Edit: Turn off your brain and let the karate guide you is now my tagline. Everyone better just back off.
  • But this brings up a serious and dire moral dilemma: Which robot kicks more ass? Shin Getter Robo or Mazinkaiser?!

    I know this may be a controversial move, but I VOTE TURBO SMASHER PUNCH!
  • Depends on which Shin Getter Robo you're talking about, alien goo Shin Getter or oni decapitation Shin Getter.

    For high flying antics involving android temptress breasts and (possibly) Boss Borot, you gotta go Mazinkaiser, but for KARATE KUNGFU DEMON DEATH it's Getta Tomahawk to the face.
  • Getter Robo is super awesome, don't get me wrong, I think my love for Mazinger and family over the Getters is largely due to how fucking pointy those robots are, and the grill mouth. I mean, Mazinkaiser looks like he would walk up to Optimus Prime and go, "Hey you, yeah, you, with the glass chest. I'm talking to you. You call that a mouth grill? Huh? Huh?" Then Mazinkaiser pokes Optimus in the chest a few times, shoving him backwards. "No, no, you don't understand, THIS is a mouth grill. Rust hurricane, baby." And then Optimus dies. Again. For like, the 6,000th time.

    Oh wait, and he has a giant sword. It's like rock, paper, scissors. Paper beats rock, and giant fucking sword beats giant fucking tomahawk, unless you're a giant Indian. Because giant swords are uh, pointier.

    It's an aesthetic thing.

    Also: Damn those blondes have huge boobs. Kind of catches you by suprise when
    Spoiler:
    they immediately and horribly die in the beginning of the really crappy Mazinkaiser movie.
    What is the deal with the shitty short OAV/movie sequels to really kickass shows like Kikaider and Mazinkaiser? Argh!
  • Oh wait, and he has a giant sword. It's like rock, paper, scissors. Paper beats rock, and giant fucking sword beats giant fucking tomahawk, unless you're a giant Indian.
    Giant Tomahawk > Giant Sword
    The giant sword is mighty, it requires a more elegant, dare I say feminine, touch to unleash a super move.The giant tomahawk requires the mightiest strength of the manliest robot, Getter Robo, to tear threw robot, dinosaur, and ooze BEFORE even using a super move.

    Rocket Punches are awesome, but they are no Getter Beam.
  • Mazinkaiser cares not for your spelling efforts, as his might tears through enemies, not threw them!

    http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/5917/mazinsf2.jpg

    Furthermore, Mazinkaiser is so incredibly hardcore, he can even beat the shit out of other Mazingers, even when they've been turned into a creepy transgendered guy's kinky bondage Mazinger. Just watching that scene raises your testosterone levels so much the surgeon general advises women not to watch it unless they don't mind growing lots of hair.
  • In fact, now that I think about, watching Mazinkaiser kick ass is probably what changed Baron Ashler from a woman into a she-male in the first place.
  • Hey guys, I found the forum from the great podcast, and decided to check it out.

    A bit about me:
    I am 17
    I live in Canada (No, I don't have one of those god forsaken accents).

    The first real anime I watched (knowingly) was Ken Akamatsu's Love Hina... I hated it. Luckily, I gave anime another shot and was introduced to Cowboy Bebop, a decent anime.

    I have since then moved on, and found such favorites as Giant Robo.

    I have been playing games ever since I was a young child, and two favorites stick out in my mind. Yoshi's Island for the SNES, and Super Metroid (SNES). I've also been playing the Guilty Gear series since god knows when.

    So, yeah! Hopefully I can make a useful addition to your forum.

    Thanks =)
  • Hi Kyle. You and Jerry should have plenty to talk about as far as Guilty Gear is concerned.
  • Welcome, but don't worry about being useful.

    I know I'm not. :saucy: <img class=" title="Mr. Green" />
  • No Canadians allowed.

    Am I kiddding? MAYBE!
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