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The "why I am miserable thread"

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  • "xenomouse" said:
    PROTIP: Jerry's awesome, and Dave is right.
    HEY , enough already !! Ok Ok I get it , I'm set on 12 , you guys are at 7 , I'll just turn the dial down and everythings gonna be alright.
  • "djdrastic" said:
    [quote="Dave"]PROTIP: I'm totally giving a girl dead people flowers. Whoever I date next, watch out!
    PROTIP:During sex , tell her where you got the flowers.I call that the "Bucking Bronco".[/quote]

    PROTIP: Neither one of ya is gonna feel the ill-nana for a LOOOONG time...

    An echidna?
  • ONE MORE DOUBLE POST!

    AND flowers carry flavors of the dead.

    For they were ripped from their full lives to lie limply in the vase of cold-hearted people who wish for nothing more than their own demise.

    I don't like getting flowers.

    Stuffed animals rock.
  • "Bass_kat" said:
    An echidna?
    Vicious beasts, they are.
  • You know, like Knuckles.

    Echidnas have cloacas, right?
  • Speaking of , Sonic 3D for the Genesis sucked ass
  • That's Sonic 3D Blast, I'll have you know.

    ...


    But yeah, it was pretty poor.
  • http://encyclopedia.jrank.org/Cambridge/entries/images/echidna%201.jpg
    The echnida, aka the spiny ant-eater. A ferocious beast indeed.
    (If you're an ant.)
  • "Gokiburi_Chachacha" said:
    http://encyclopedia.jrank.org/Cambridge/entries/images/echidna%201.jpg
    The echnida, aka the spiny ant-eater. A ferocious beast indeed.
    (If you're an ant.)

    This is Knuckles, and I'm back!
    I been away for a while,
    But I'm back to kick some butt at Wild Canyon!
    I shall find all the lost pieces of the Master Emerald here.
    I'm gonna get those fools.
    They wanna play with my Emeralds?
    They playing with the wrong guy!

    Echidona, that's what I'm representing,
    Never seen a mic-hog spit like a menace.
    Wild Canyon fun, I gotta chase a bat, huh,
    Yeah, Rouge, she's sexy and smooth.
    A double cross spy thief that's out for my jewels, uh!
    I'm feelin' her in mysterious ways.
    That's why I stay on point like every single day,
    I gotta protect this place, I do it for my race, uh, uh!

    Ain't nobody gon' come here and eat my plate, no!
    Yo what happened, my Emerald's gone!
    Somebody gonna get their's quick, my word is born!
    Who could'a did this, that stitch named Rouge!
    When I catch her, I'm-a get her with these tools,
    There you are, come here you little thief!
    Think you gon' fly and get away quick? Uh, uh!
    Give up the Emerald or die, I don't love you!
  • Re: you guys and your whiney ass problems

    http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o21/andyzamoron/emo_crayons.jpg
  • Ahahaha, dead people flowers... That's probably the greatest idea I've read, ever.

    I repeatedly turned down my pals' invitations to play poker because:
    A) Some of the guys in their poker group are Grade A douchebags and
    B) I suck at poker and don't have the money to lose.

    They interpreted this as me "never wanting to hang out," so I pretty much get invited anywhere once in a blue moon.

    However, I just saw some beefy musclebound jerk on Ninja Warrior pull the log off the Log Roll track on the first rotation, so that's brightened my mood significantly.
  • "CaveManTom" said:
    They interpreted this as me "never wanting to hang out," so I pretty much get invited anywhere once in a blue moon.
    Yea. People I know see me like that as well. But it's all my fault because I give off the notion that I don't want to hang out without even knowing it. The greatest example of that was when this chick asked for my number and I didn't ask for hers. I felt like an idiot when I realized it but I haven't really seen her since.

    Anywayz, I really haven't been feeling down since the time my grandfather passed away a couple of months ago. He lived a long life(85) but over the passed 2 years he had slowly gone into the severe stages of alzheimers. He knew my face from the long term relationship I had with him, but he didn't know my name. I felt like shit because he was such a good man and he didn't deserve that. I also felt guilty because I stole money from him when I was 13. He really took it hard because he was so good to me as a child and he loved me alot. He forgave me but of course I never forgot about it. Besides that my relationships with my friends and family have been good.
  • Openly Gray! Hahahaha! That's awesome. Best thing ever. Heart.

    I am totally over both the girl and the audition now. One of my friends is going to sit on my next concert so I don't have to do it alone and my guitarist will be back for the one after that. Also I just have not talked to that girl and am talking to other girls instead, so yay, I guess.

    Now if I can just get over being sick in time for art school girl to be here this weekend, things will be good.
  • What do you play dude?
  • "CaveManTom" said:
    However, I just saw some beefy musclebound jerk on Ninja Warrior pull the log off the Log Roll track on the first rotation, so that's brightened my mood significantly.
    Is this the same guy that pulled it off backwards and gave the most surprised "Gee I didn't think that would happen" look on his face? :D
  • What kind of music?
  • Why I am miserable? -Well because I drank too much last night... but I'm not really miserable... so...whatever...
  • "Sony_CEO" said:
    [quote="CaveManTom"]They interpreted this as me "never wanting to hang out," so I pretty much get invited anywhere once in a blue moon.
    Yea. People I know see me like that as well. But it's all my fault because I give off the notion that I don't want to hang out without even knowing it. The greatest example of that was when this chick asked for my number and I didn't ask for hers. I felt like an idiot when I realized it but I haven't really seen her since.

    Anywayz, I really haven't been feeling down since the time my grandfather passed away a couple of months ago. He lived a long life(85) but over the passed 2 years he had slowly gone into the severe stages of alzheimers. He knew my face from the long term relationship I had with him, but he didn't know my name. I felt like shit because he was such a good man and he didn't deserve that. I also felt guilty because I stole money from him when I was 13. He really took it hard because he was so good to me as a child and he loved me alot. He forgave me but of course I never forgot about it. Besides that my relationships with my friends and family have been good.[/quote]


    *hugs Sony*

    *super hugs*
  • Eh, so I told Miss Girl I didn't want to talk to her anymore. That was unpleasant. I feel kind of horrible now, but oh well, it was the right thing to do.
  • "karaokeninja" said:
    Eh, so I told Miss Girl I didn't want to talk to her anymore. That was unpleasant. I feel kind of horrible now, but oh well, it was the right thing to do.
    Yeah sometimes cutting all ties is a good idea, but was she really a good friend? Because if the answer is yes, you should have thinking about that twice. But if she was spending time with you to waster time then you did right.
  • Uhh, i have to get my license...and a job...? In reality, i'm angry because I'm not as manly as I would like to be, and i also have this burning hatred for emos, be ANGRY! not sad... ANGRY! Oh, also, that emos exist, that's why i'm so pissed, because emos exist.
  • She was not a good friend. I flew to another state to see her on her birthday and should couldn't even be bothered to send me a card on mine. No.
  • You did the right thing Karaoke, the right thing indeed.
  • Yeah, but it feels shitty and I kind of miss her. I am sorta surprised that she seemed angry, but whatever. Still, I need to not apologize for the shitty actions of girls I like. My ex used to do terrible things all the time and I was always defending them. No more.
  • Yeah I think I know how you feel, I had a class of Molecular Genetics last semester and one of my friends had the study guides from the semester before mine (my prof, refuse to give any study guides) so it helped a lot, then one of the girls (who was pretty cute) started to hang out with us , maybe for the study guide but I did not realized that until the end of the semester since I try to keep in contact with my classmates to see how are they doing she never replied me mine once while the rest of my friends did I had a facebook account just to see if she would write a comment or anything while my friends did she didn't so I end it up deciding to erase her from my e-mail account and canceling my facebook with final post saying that I will keep in contact with my true friends, which I still do.

    I just hate when people try to take advantage of other people
  • Well, yes, but that's a little different from people you have exchanged bodily fluids with.
  • "karaokeninja" said:
    Well, yes, but that's a little different from people you have exchanged bodily fluids with.
    And the girl didn't even send you an e-card for your birthday, the never of her.

    EDIT: But seriously dude just forget her.
  • Wow Chrono you're the regular love doctor.
  • The only one that can see clearly is the one that has no eyes at all, which means that I am heartless 8)
  • "tissuekins" said:
    ... that's why i'm so pissed, because emos exist.
    THUMBS UP :saucy:
  • "Emo" kids make me angry. I who never get angry, get angry at the simple fact that emo kids walk the earth. Because the truth of the matter is ALL, I repeat ALL emo kids fall under the exact same stereotype, and they are all self-proclaimed "Emo Kids". And what the hell is "emo" anyway? I asked one one day and they said that they had no idea. To which my reply was "WHAT!?!?!?!?!?" But, if you say that emo is simply an acronym for emotional they tell you that you don't understand at all. It's not like I haven't tried to understand why they are all the way they are. My sister is "Emo" so I have an obligation to at least try to understand.

    But the thing is every time one of them talks to me about their view on life (which happens to be the same for each of them) I just want to slap them and say"No, you've got it all fucking wrong dip-shit, put a fucking smile on before I make you smile." I, of course, refrain from this because it would give them even more reason to bitch and moan at you, making everything worse.


    My Problem: Emo kids and the fact that they don't like stereotypes but are the exact reason why the "Emo Label" exists.

    My Vote: All "Emo Kids" should be counted as one person (because they all, in essence are), and shouldn't be able to vote


    *ahem*


    And girls, don't understand them at all.
  • Okay in the late 80's and early 90's emo was a specific style of music. It was like hardcore punk but more "emotional", full of screaming histrionically or crying or whatever, Fugazi was sort of considered the band that started this though they didn't whine and cry like later bands. This slowly merged with indie rock, creating the emo bands I listened to in the 90's, like Sunny Day Real Estate, Shudder to Think, The Promise Ring, and Burning Airlines.

    Then in the early 2000's MTV decided that bitchy bands like Dashboard Confessional were emo, completely ignoring all the bands that were already called emo, and those bands all totally changed their sound so they were not associated with shit like that (like Sunny Day started doing prog rock kind of shit). Anyway, what people call emo now has nothing to do with what it used to be and is a bunch of whiney teenagers who listen to bullshit like Dashboard Confessional and Jimmy Eat World, which is really super whiney pop punk and nothing like emo.

    The "emo culture" thing is just goth updated for people who listen to whiney pop punk.
  • "Jerry the 5th" said:
    [quote="tissuekins"]... that's why i'm so pissed, because emos exist.
    THUMBS UP :saucy:[/quote]

    Kababayans unite!

    I have the world's worst brother who's full of himself and cares only about himself. he's also territorial, and treats his family like a spoiled little asshole, but I'm no mother Theresa, but I know I'm a way nicer guy. also, i wish my brother was immortal, so i can kill him eternally. Emos should just be wiped out, using the "final solution"!
  • Uh...Jimmy Eat World is considered emo now?

    What's next, Pink Floyd is heavy metal? Blondie is rap? Poison is good? (okay, that last one was a cheap shot.)
  • "RobotBastard" said:
    Uh...Jimmy Eat World is considered emo now?

    What's next, Pink Floyd is heavy metal? Blondie is rap? Poison is good? (okay, that last one was a cheap shot.)
    Jethro Tull won a grammy for heavy metal. So, there is some subjectivity involved. :roll:
  • "RobotBastard" said:
    Uh...Jimmy Eat World is considered emo now?

    What's next, Pink Floyd is heavy metal? Blondie is rap? Poison is good? (okay, that last one was a cheap shot.)
    I've only listened to one song by Jimmy Eat World - Goodbye Sky Harbor
    Even though I liked it, it was a little bit emo. That's all I know.

    I really don't know. To me, Emo kids are just kids who dress all wierd and think that they have it rough in life. They act like they have issues but when you get to know them, they're just fucking posers who want be cool. It really is a stupid trend :roll:
  • Everybody wants to be cool. Kurt Cobain, Edward Scisserhands, and Weezer are all cool, and they had self-involved personalities and were unafraid to express their feelings. Maybe some kids picked up on this and wanted to be more like them, then you've got the snowball effect, somebody added some mallgoth to the mix, and now what we've got is the hyperbole of the personalities of the people i just mentioned.
  • I'm kind of pissed right now because I may have become the source of some drama inadvertently. I pride myself on being someone who's life has little to no drama in it. I don't have little feuds among my friends and I don't get pissy when so and so dates so and so.

    I also don't consider myself a gossiper, and I usually don't give a shit about what people gossip about, but I also don't have a problem telling people my day for conversation. If something you did happened in that day and you didn't specifically tell me to keep it a secret and it affected me I'll probably bring it up.

    I just found out an anecdote I told contradicts what a friend said and I wasn't going to suddenly back peddle and lie. However, when this shit hits the fan there's no way I won't be pinned as the informant. I don't feel like a rat or anything since they probably shouldn't have been lying in the first place, I'm just pissed because I'm going to catch hell for this.
  • Don;t worry about it, if your dudes, you can easily make up.
  • "xenomouse" said:
    Everybody wants to be cool. Kurt Cobain, Edward Scisserhands, and Weezer are all cool, and they had self-involved personalities and were unafraid to express their feelings. Maybe some kids picked up on this and wanted to be more like them, then you've got the snowball effect, somebody added some mallgoth to the mix, and now what we've got is the hyperbole of the personalities of the people i just mentioned.
    That's just sad...
  • My 360 showed me 3 red lights. <img class=" title="Crying or Very sad" />
  • Kurt Cobain, Edward Scisserhands, and Weezer are all cool,
    I don't think any of those are cool :(
  • Nirvana, Edward Scissorhands, and Weezer? Xenomouse, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the 90's are over.
  • "blank" said:
    I'm kind of pissed right now because I may have become the source of some drama inadvertently. I pride myself on being someone who's life has little to no drama in it. I don't have little feuds among my friends and I don't get pissy when so and so dates so and so.

    I also don't consider myself a gossiper, and I usually don't give a shit about what people gossip about, but I also don't have a problem telling people my day for conversation. If something you did happened in that day and you didn't specifically tell me to keep it a secret and it affected me I'll probably bring it up.

    I just found out an anecdote I told contradicts what a friend said and I wasn't going to suddenly back peddle and lie. However, when this shit hits the fan there's no way I won't be pinned as the informant. I don't feel like a rat or anything since they probably shouldn't have been lying in the first place, I'm just pissed because I'm going to catch hell for this.
    If it makes you feel any better, I spent the weekend in Jacksonville and was surrounded by an absurd and constant amount of drama. It was totally retarded.
  • "karaokeninja" said:
    Nirvana, Edward Scissorhands, and Weezer? Xenomouse, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the 90's are over.
    I'm just saying that emo has its roots there.
  • 1. Most if not all emo kids are spoiled little f*cks who's parents either ignore them, or take them to hottopic to buy their darkest t-shirt. People who have REAL problems, most especially kids, don't assign themselves labels. You'll figure it out after awhile.

    2. I'm pissed off as fuck cuz I got robbed this morning.

    No, seriously...

    Ok, well, technically I didn't robbed, my boyfriend did. See, we were sitting at the bus stop, me having just run for my fucking bus, the bus driver seeing me and almost hitting me cuz the fucker wouldn't stop, so I was already pissed. Then this fucking crackhead lookin' dude walks up behind Dex, pulls a knife out, and tells us to sit down and shut the fuck up.

    So Dex keeps all the attention on him, he's talking loud, making sure the guy don't pay me too much mind. His wallets empty, so the guy demands our phones, and I wouldn't give him mine. Dex handed him his, and the guy's like 'Ok, now sit there and don't fucking move.' and walks off.

    Now, I'll be real. Dex is hood. Country hood. He always walks around armed. He had something on him, but waited until dude got away from me, then he took off after him. Didn't catch him though, goddammit. Dude was a straight up crackhead lookin' dude, and he was too fast.

    The worst part about it is, after the police report and shit, I'm mad as hell, but I don't wanna talk about it anymore! I'm sitting here right fucking now, typing this, and I'm like 'Why the fuck am I typing this, I don't wanna talk about it!'. But at the same time, I'm so fucking mad I need to, I dunno, vent it to the world, I guess.

    But yeah. I'm not miserable, I'm fucking pissed the motherfuck off at that motherfucker, and I know we gonna motherfuckin' see his black ass again, and he better hope the fuckin' police catch his ass before we do, cuz it's gon' be some shit!


    *breathes in*
    *breathes out*

    Ok. I'm so mad, though. I don't know what the fuck is goin' on in the world anymore.
  • That sucks, kat. I have never had someone openly try to rob me, it's always like breaking into my shit when I am not around. I guess I am tall enough where people usually won't fuck with me.

    There are a million insane homeless people here, and lots of crackheads, but none of them have ever tried to rob me.
  • Cheesh Bas , that sucks man.

    At least neither you nor your loved one were hurt , and that's the most important thing.
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