Comments for Fast Karate for the Gentleman

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by A.L.

A.L. — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:30:49 +0000

I have played Nier, it is fun if you enjoy being sent from point A to point B 50 times looking for someone who is clearly not in either place. It might also interest you if you enjoy fighting a ton of enemies who all look like the same half rendered monsters.

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by LordCustos3

LordCustos3 — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 04:06:42 +0000

“Fun fact about Berserk, that naked succubus chick is named Slaan and, I shit you not, lives in a dimension made of boobs.”
suddenly adding Berserk to my to-do list.

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by Maur

Maur — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 19:03:34 +0000

Hm, never seen a Tastykake but now I’m intrigued

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by YotaruVegeta

YotaruVegeta — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:24:44 +0000

Onomarchus, that looks more like a case of fatpus:

http://urbanmag-online.com/blogs/hatersanonymous/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nicki-minaj1.jpg

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by Twitch

Twitch — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 10:27:33 +0000

Fun fact about Berserk, that naked succubus chick is named Slaan and, I shit you not, lives in a dimension made of boobs.

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by Jordan C

Jordan C — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 00:42:03 +0000

You guys kind of have the wrong impression of Drakengard 1. While it may look like it reeks of Renaissance fair nerdom(and the voice acting dosen’t help) ,but its an incredibly dark and insane game. The plots and endings are pretty much the most screwed up things I may have seen in video games. I wouldn’t recommended playing the game though.

Anyway, good show as always.

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by Kor

Kor — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 17:15:18 +0000

Like another poster above, this isn’t related to this episode, but I felt I had to share..

http://www.last.fm/music/Bloody+Vomit+Bukkake/Enjoy+Your+Loli

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by RickyRico

RickyRico — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 10:38:45 +0000

I made the same face as that guy in that picture.

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by Onomarchus

Onomarchus — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 03:33:44 +0000

Bad news: I found the Kainé proof picture. There is no nudity per se, but you do not want to click this.

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/ReenayeStarr/shehasit.png?t=1277171579

DO NOT CLICK!

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by LordCustos3

LordCustos3 — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 22:11:02 +0000

re: Bastard!!
I think Joel might confusing “Bastard!!” with some other show. Maybe “Black Lion” or “Basilisk” or something.

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by Borehammer

Borehammer — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 17:11:46 +0000

Some might say that if hobos can’t masturbate in public without fear of getting shot, then the terrorists win, but I say EVERYONE WINS!

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by SPIKE

SPIKE — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 04:01:58 +0000

I know this has nothing to do with the episode, but I stumbled across this, and if anyone can appreciate this it is the fine people here. Well come to think of it Bauer might be interested in exhibitionist terrorist.

http://www.afmo.com/What_Would_Jack_Bauer_Do_Patch_p/msm_patch_wwjbd.htm

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by Onomarchus

Onomarchus — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:13:24 +0000

I haven’t properly played Nier yet. I have it, but I’m working through part of my backlog to get to it. Still, I know a bit about it from buzz and things I couldn’t keep myself from finding out. For once thing, I saw a picture on the internet that strongly indicates the character in question (I assume it was “her”) possesses the male sexual organ.

The two versions thing is on wikipedia, and the division isn’t really about platforms (though it does skew that way in Japan). What I consider the main, original version of Nier–and the only version we get in the US whether it is on PS3 or 360–is called Nier Gestalt and features a older-looking burly guy trying to save his daughter. This version is only on the XBox in Japan. Some people thought this wouldn’t sell well over there so they changed the hero to a young bishy-looking character trying to save his sister, called it Nier Replicant, and made it the PS3-only version in Japan. I heard you can play some of this as DLC over here, but otherwise Americans should kindly forget about this. I suppose there could be some insane super-spoiler type stuff that is different between them, but I haven’t heard about it.

Speaking of that, Nier is supposed to be full of insane super-spoiler stuff (though with a good story, not just an insane one), and I painfully restrain myself from looking at the extensive spoilers I have encountered for it. I never played Drakengard–everyone says it has terrible gameplay so stay away–but I did watch a screenshot/video playthrough and can verify its attraction is its batshit insanity, not the allure of cool dragons. An FKG review of Drakengard would be too much to hope for, probably too much to handle.

Drakengard playthrough: http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Drakengard/

The big-reveal sequence of Drakengard and possibly the most batshit insane thing in all of gaming: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfHv37WLxA0

Comment on Show #406: Tastykake 2 Pokeyman. by Astornuggets

Astornuggets — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 16:31:21 +0000

Front Mission 4 came out in ’04

Comment on Show #405: Just Light The Fuse (it’s in my butt)! by Nick

Nick — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 03:47:47 +0000

Did he also point a gun at his head yell “PERSONA!” when he did that?

Comment on Show #405: Just Light The Fuse (it’s in my butt)! by Maur

Maur — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 02:34:52 +0000

Oh lord, can’t believe Dave evoked that awful Pizza Hut song *shudder*

Also isn’t this the Street Fighter movie that had gratuitous shots of Chun-Li’s ass?

Comment on Show #405: Just Light The Fuse (it’s in my butt)! by YotaruVegeta

YotaruVegeta — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 09:08:07 +0000

I actually prefer having bosses based on what character you choose. We should just face that some of the characters are jobbers to mid-level status, while others are the stars of the show.

I’d love a fighting game that actually told me a story through the arcade mode. Insane, I know.

Comment on Show #405: Just Light The Fuse (it’s in my butt)! by FK Junkie

FK Junkie — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 08:06:43 +0000

I don’t know which is better:
~ When only one of them is still recording at the very end
or
~When Dave and Joel are both still taping

But this one was spectacular

Comment on Show #405: Just Light The Fuse (it’s in my butt)! by Morio kun

Morio kun — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 23:43:25 +0000

I saw this movie once when it was on the Sci-Fi channel. All I remember was that it was terrible.

Comment on Show #405: Just Light The Fuse (it’s in my butt)! by Tim

Tim — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 05:38:06 +0000

Obviously, the solution is that Joel should have painted with Peanut Butter

Also, SF Alpha 3 was pretty good, and the only of the three to have ‘a’ final boss. The other two had final bosses based on who you were, IIRC.

If you read the Udon Sakura Comics, they actually get a lot of milage out of the fact that Sakura has absolutely no business being anywhere near the crap she’s in, especially during their Dark Hadou arc.
Also, attack helicopters are about 1/20th a Ryu kick.