Bloodborne Dinnercast


Hi everyone who likes Dinnercasts! The Bloodborne Dinnercast we’ve all been waiting for has finally hatched after being in the incubator for 5 months! Many thanks to those who submitted questions and patiently waited for us to finally release this, so go ahead and listen to it, please! Sorry for the delay and we love you! (*´ ˘ `*).。oO ( ♡ )

For those who don’t know what Dinnercasts are, its when we go out to a restaurant that we hope won’t be too noisy and record a conversation over dinner about a game or TV show that we just can’t stop talking about. Background noise in this one is tolerable (again, based on Dinnercast expectations) but gets a bit loud at the end (and the very beginning!)


For anyone keeping track/curious this was at Henry Public, the same place we did the True Detective S01 Dinnercast. We got pulled turkey sandwiches. Again. They were delicious.

(thanks to Wayne for the art)

Revengecast S02E02 – RESURRECTION


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REJOICE FOR SHE IS RISEN! Victoria is back and issuing orders to Conrad just like old times. This is another long one, tangents on tangents. Tangents having tangent babies that then have even more tangent babies–when will it stop? Never, if we have anything to say about it (and we do!) Speaking of babies Danny is trying to figure out whats going on in the Grayson Global books, but Conrad told Ashley to just gave him a copy of Clifford the Big Red Dog so Danny isn’t making as much progress as he expected, he always had trouble with Clifford (look, I don’t want to deny the fundamental premise of the story, but it’s just creepy; does he really have to be so big?) Victoria gets Conrad to beat her up so she can come back to the Manor and just like that the Graysons are back together again! Per usual, Danny is the last person on earth to learn the Truth–that Victoria’s explosive, mid federal-witness flight death was just a ruse. Danny is pretty upset; this is the tooth fairy incident all over again (Danny got his wisdom teeth out last year, it was a rough time for the little guy.) Emily is sick of lending out three of her guest bedrooms to an inconsiderate roomie who’d rather consummate All Day Brunch with a girl, a real girl, a 3D girl(!) than take his shift at the Clam Cam station, and so she takes it out on Amanda by telling her the paternity test said Jack wasn’t the father of the (alien?) elephant fetus thats been growing for 16 months in her womb, and, frankly, of all the people that dramatically close the Toughbook in this episode Nolan was the worst at it, so no big loss there. Enjoy feeding cereal to your Ryan Gosling hug pillow on the streets, which are your new home, nerd.

ADVISORY: There comes a time in every podcast’s life journey where you have to say “fuck it, we did the best we could” and put it out, loudly clipping laughter and all. We recorded this in our mostly empty apartment so the audio quality is pretty awful because it’s all like ~echo echo echo~ We plan on making a podcast cave in the new house and to try to learn how to make this stuff sound better. Sorry for your earballs :(

Topics for Consideration:

Dave Riley and the Intimate Storrrrrrmmmmm
What To Expect When You’re Expecting An Ultra-Pregnancy
Mother and Daughter Alone at Last: The Time Victoria Almost Ran Away With Me, The Journey of Veronica and Samantha Clarke That Almost Was, a Chorlotta Grayson Story.
Sexual Boob Planet
World First Moggle Mog EX (no thanks to you, Nolan).
the original potato idiot fuck face jeremy renner (fuckass)
2D Superiority: The Padma Hypothesis
Minions: What Are They, Why Are They So Ugly?

Target Status:


Show #521: Initialism and the Element of Warmath

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This show also known as: You THOUGHT you could jump.


Hi, we missed you guys, even if you didn’t miss us! This bi-month (aka this 4x 4tnight) on Fast Karate for the Gentleman, we waste a lot of time on semantics (isn’t it funny how human nature compels you to be bitchy about people correcting people while ignoring the plank in your own eye about the things that bother you that you correct people about? haha hypocrisy am I right. anyway I’m sorry for being such a pill about “initialism” when I’ve probably acted like a prick about some other figure of speech in much the same way. ultimately, as you grow, I believe it’s important to divest yourself of these minor annoyances as much as possible and just let be–life ain’t an AP English placement test, they’re not hurting anyone–i speak from experience in saying that, ultimately, you will have a happier, more productive life the less play you give to your inconsequential annoyances), Joel relates his harrowing escape from the Cult of MOBA, and we indulge in some brief speculation to Wyclef’s [probable] use of Sangfroid before finally settling into our proper topic, a semi-spoiler, praise-suffused Ode to a Grecian Ori and the Blind Forest.

(bonus tangent: Conan & The Riddle of Cheese)

Audio Quality Status: Not as bad as it usually is, but hi, air conditioners (hey we’re in the middle of a heat wave!)


This show is about:


The real healing starts here, Joel.


Great job winning the fan art contest, Maggy Lisakowski!

(when/if you read that phylactery part you will think I am a cool cat, honest; it’s a good scene)